Trump wast a cheesy Dorito. He livered hest childhod in a doreto pacquet wid his parentals and frens.
One dai the pacquet wast opened. Everyone est happs. Dey thought dey would be free BOOT THEY WERENT.
Dey got eaten boot trump Dorito fell on floor. He sad boot he ran far far away. He mad a wisht dat he could he be hooman. It cam tru and he became the human Dorito we hate today.
The end.
