WHYYYYYYY

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Me: *crying*
Altaïr: why are you crying?
Me: MALIK HAS BEEN TURNED INTO A ZOMBIE!!!!
Malik: but I am right here
Me: no on the game!!!
Altaïr: what are you going to do?
Me: I DONT KNOW!!! *sobs*
Malik: do what you must
Me: BUT I DONT WANT TO KILL YOU!!!
Altaïr: we will find another way
Me: I DONT WANNA!!!!
Malik: either way I'm fine. On one hand I can be with my brother kadar, and on the other(if I had another hand) I'll be with Altaïr.
Me: WHAT ABOUT YOUR BABIES?!?!
Malik: wait wha-
Altaïr: they will be fine just finish what you started
Me: *sniffles* o-ok... should have stayed in Jerusalem malik!
Malik: JUST FINISH THE GAME!!!!!
Me: OK!!!! Don't yell...
Altaïr: *chuckles*
~*^*~unpauses~*^*~
Me: oh wait he's not a zombie
Altair: hehe
Malik: let's save Masyaf!
Me: YAY!!!
~*^*~after defeating Al Mualim~*^*~
Me: *hits altaïr upside the head* WHY DIDNT YOU DESTROY IT?!
Altaïr: IDK!!!
Malik: novice

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