what i learned in lectures

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‘:’ WHAT I LEARNED IN LECTURES at university’:’


* how to yawn without opening mouth

* how to sleep with eyes open

* how to believe that this lecture will end soon.

* how to day dream 

* how to control our anger for lecturer . . . .

* how to whisper....(very quietly)

* how to pass notes (without being caught)

* how to keep your phone hidden (while using it)

* what to do to be relieved from a headache.

* practicing and learning how to do things [whispers] secretly....

* how to act when caught

* what to do when (the right moment to get on action....on what ever)

* how to not snore...........(loudly atleast)

* how to finish home works (without anyone knowing)......[its will be quiet] "what you will call a good environment".

* and lastly that is the most awesomest time to plan your to do list [saves time right]

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