What do people say about an animal that tells puns and lives in a forest?That it is unBEARable
What did the goat say after the other goats pun?You have GOAT to be KIDding me!
What is a swordfishes favourite food?A-SPEAR-RAGOUS
How do you know when there are too many monkeys?When they stray MONKEYING around!
What do cats call their friends?Their fur-ends!
What do you call a frozen puppy?A PUPsickle!
What do you call a dumb bear?BEARy dumb!
What do you call a pile of cats?A meowtain
What do you call three cats stacked on each other?A purrimid
What animal can do anything other people do?Toucan
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The book of puns
HumorSome puns you might not get them so yeah I hope you like it share this with your friends!
