Don't ask me how it happened but somehow Sasuke showed up in my basement. I went downstairs and turned on the light to explore and when I turned on the light Sasuke froze mid-step.
"What are you doing in my house Uchiah?" I demanded.
so like, i'm not going to go checking in his brain but there's some creepy person in my BASEMENT how am i supposed to react to this????????
"Your hiding something." He stated it as a fact. okay, dude, i just got the house today, this is my first time even SEEING the basement, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHATS DOWN HERE????? MORE IMPORTANTLY, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO HIDE SOMETHING THERE?????
"Why did you pick this Village?" He demanded.
"Thats none of your buisness." That and he's probably kill me once he found out I knew his brother-it is not my fault i got on the wrong plane
okay, i'm offficially creeped out so i walk out of the basement and into the kitchen because apparently that basement is haunted. They follows me upstairs.
So like i'm going to get something out of the fridge and then i see Naruto slicing at a plant- that was not in my house when i walked in-with a kunai knife.
"Uh, Naruto, why are you attacking my plant?" i ask
"SASUKE THE PLANT IS ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Naruto bellows.
"Hn. looser." Was Sasuke's response.
So Naruto spends like an hour having war against the plant that magically appeared in my house. After that he just randomly stops, grabs my hand, tell's me h is name is Naruto Uzamaki and then asks me if i want ramen.
"Why was you people in my basement?"
Naruto and Sasuke exchanged wierd looks.
Naruto randomly aske dme what color I was planning on painting the house. he said I should paint it ramen color. is that even a color?
Sasuke added some comment about how it was normal to spruce up and empty house. I had no idea what i was supposed to do so I dove into Naruto's brain and started making ghostie nosies to try and scare him off. Needles to say he jumped like ten feet into the air then fell on top of sasuke and bellowed: "GHOST!!!!!!!!!!! SASUKE SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Sasuke pushed him off.
Naruto asked me if i was going to go to school with them. Then he attacked me with a freaking Rasengan out of nowhere. i counted with Chidori because well, OH COME ON!!! SASUKE'S HAIR LOOKS LIKE A BIRD, AND CHIDORI IS A THOUSAND WINGS, WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO???????????
Sasuke's eye narrowed and he stated that I did have chakra.
"Thank you captian obvious." I snapped.
"Well why didn't you say so?" Naruto demanded.
"You attacked me before I could answer!" i yelled back.
Naruto just grabbed me, dragged me out of my house and down to some random place that sold ramen, bought three bowls, and then started talking about himself. I just sat there, staring at this blond maniac. Then he started asking me questions at a million miles an hour, some girl with pink hair showed up, beat him up, then stared at me for a moment, her eyes flicked from me to Sasuke and then she introduced herself as Sakura.
As if on cue a duck fell from the sky and ramen splattered all over us, the duck scared the crap out of Sasuke who pretty much killed the little duckie with a fireball jutsu. We all just sat there for a long, silent moment, none of said anyhting.
