I'm in a bad mood and i wrote this because i needed to get my mind off something. sorry if its not as funny as my usual chapters. i'll write another one later as a make-up for this one once i get back.
Now the Hokage thinks the Akatsuki are after me and she assigned me to team 7, also knows as the team with the Nine Tails, the Emo Uchiah and The Emo Uchiah's Fangirl. That day was just weird. For the most part they were okay with the fact that i was joining thier team. Sasuke figured we could practice more-and frankly that excersice only demanded mental ability so who would notice what was going on inside our minds?-while Sakura and Naruto devised a master plot to figure out about my past because now Naruto was curious too. He was convinced I was like him. For a moment I wondered what his reaction would be if he found out i was with the Akatsuki.
Kakashi made everyone introduce themselves all over again. Sakura had another mental breakdown because Sasuke was everything to her and she didn't want to say his name aloud least she jinx her-nonexistant-chances of being with him.
I told them my first name and didn't say my last name. I said that i liked yumylicious- Reader person: is that even a word? Me: it is now!-food. I said I liked rock music. I told them I hated evil beavers.
"You forgot to tell us your dream Julia." Sakura and Naruto pipped.
I shurgged. "I don't have one."
Kakashi seemed surprised. Sakura and Naruto stared at me like I was insane. Sasuke didn't care and just sat there glaring at the ground.
"If you want Sasuke he's your Sakura. Were not in love." I stated after a moment of silence.
Sakura shot me a glare. She didn't know if I was lying or not.
Sasuke was disguested of ending up married to Sakura.
Naruto just found that weird.
"So i'll just leave you all alone so you can get to know your new teamate." Kakashi said and left.
"We got your gifts." Naruto said.
Sakura, Naruto, and Sasuke each handed me a parcel. Naruto gave me a....eeeeeeekkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!! what the heck? A DOG? "HE'S LICKING MY FACE OFF!!!!!!!!!!!! SOMEONE DO SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I screeched. The dog got off my face-VICTORY!!!!!!!!!!-and now its trying to bite my heels off. word of advice people: when you give someone a gift make sure the gift DOESN'T TRY TO KILL THE PERSON YOUR GIVING IT TO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The dog was big so it easily knocked me over. I didn't notice its size until now. Arrrggggg.....get its big fat dog butt off me.
After Kakashi got the dog off me and tied it to a tree I opened the next present warirly. What next? A demon cat? It was a stuffed bunny.
Sasuke got me a weaphons. They were sharp. I checked for pointyness. Yup they were pointy.
