Bird-Zaku kept flying above us.
Sakura shivered.
"Cold?"
"No. The woods at night scare me." She said.
"There's nothing here to be scared of." I told her. There was no one here aside from us three.
Zaku left after a while.
The moon showed up from behind the clouds. Its pale light reflected off of everything. For a moment I swear I saw a face.
I screamed.
Sakura whipped around. "What happened?"
"I thought I saw something." I gasped out. I send my mind hurling out again. There was no one there aside from us and Zetsu. So who was that?
Sakura's eyes flickered around in the darkness. The night was calm. The wind had stopped. She laughed suddenly. "No one would attack us." She said.
"Were not the only people here." I said.
"I know you grew up in a rough place but you can trust the people here." She said.
Zetsu found that halarious, well, half of him did.
I didn't answer.
"Tell me something." Sakura said out of nowhere.
I would have answered her but a bunch of cats spotted Zetsu and decided to run for thier furry lives. Sakura was nearly trampled by the stampeeding cats. I survived the furry hurricane of fury. It was funny to see an S-Rank criminal running away from the arm of squirrels as fast as he could. The scary S-Rank criminal was brought to his knees by a bunch of squirrels. the squirrels chased him all the way out of the Leaf Village. Zetsu Salad Banana vs squirrels. squirrels win round one.
We both broke down laughing at the same time.
We were already neary trampled by squirelss but the universe is a big fat meanie and decided that the AMBU had to run us over as well. They started asking us if we'd seen anyone around here.
I sent a mental warning to Zetsu. the AMBU are comming, the AMBU are comming.
The readcoats are comming. The readcoats are comming. Zetsu thought.
You is a dumb banana salad. the AMBU are comming! stop worrying about the weird people in red coats! worry about the animal people!
Apparenly i forgot to answer because one of them was shaking me. "Where is he?" They demanded.
"Who?" I asked.
"We have reason to beleive that the Akatsuki are here." Monkey-Face told me.
"The Akatsuki?" Sakura and I said it at the same time. My tone was full of fear, but not over what they thought. Sakura's was full of confusion. She shot me a look. She wanted to know how I knew about them. She didn't want to ask. That was her problem. She wanted to know things I couldn't tell her. She was to scared to ask.
I peeked into thier minds. Very few people knew how to sheild thier minds. The only mental barrier I encountered was in Zetsu's mind. The AMBU couldn't defend themselves against me. The kid that seemingly has no Chakra.
It scared me that these people wanted to hurt the only family I knew. I didn't want them to hurt Sharkie or Weasel or Mommy, or Madara. Okay well, they could hurt Hidan, I wouldn't care. I wouldn't really mind if they hurt Meanie Pein but that would make Mommy sad.
Sakura was freaking out. She didn't know who the Akatsuki were but she'd heard of them. She knew they were powerful. She grabbed my arm. Tightly. She was clutching it. She was scared.
Time seemed to slow. No one was moving. Zetsu didn't attack, and neither did the AMBU. Sakura was frozen, so was I.
Zetsu struck. I didn't see him strike. It was dark. I just heard the screams. I just felt the blood of the fallen AMBU splatter onto me. Sakura let out a shreik when the blood splattered on her. She grabbed a kunai from the fallen AMBU and clutched it tightly. She thought it was going to help her. She was wrong. Both of us were to weak and small to be able to do anything. I didn't know how to react. One the one hand I should have been terrified, and I was. Not because Zetsu was there, but because he might get hurt. The Akatsuki were my family.
The wind blew violently. The trees around us were stripped of thier leaves. The leaves surrounded us. Sakura screeched and covered her face with her hands. I didn't move. I was frozen. Screams filled the air but It was to dark for me to see anything. Sakura saw the dead body of one of the AMBU. She broke down completly.
The others came. Kakashi and two other I didn't know.
"Kakshi-sensei!" Sakura yelled, fighting back the tears.
This was like a scene out of a horror movie:SO WHY DID IT START RAINING CANDY???????
Sakura was on the floor sobbing, Kakashi and two others were ready to kill Zetsu, the AMBU surrounded Sakura and I, and it was raining candy. I was going to have a boo boo the size of godzilla because Jolly Ranchers Of Evil kept falling on my head.
"Is this a Genjutsu?" Someone asked.
"No." Kakashi said.
I take it back universe. I went the Jolly Ranchers again. At least they were yummy. Now Ranch-EEWWWW!!!!!!!!!! NASTY EVILNESS!!!!!!!!!!!! RANCH OF DOOM!!!!!!!!!!!-was falling on me. I threw myself on the ground and tried to wipe the nasty white stuff off of me. I hope its falling on Zetzu SALAD Banana.
If I have a cuncossion after this i WILL SUE whoever you are, inventor of ranch!!!!!!!!!!!
This is where things get weird.
A very drunk Naruto fell out of a tree and onto Sakura. "AKATSUKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sakura screeched. The drunk Naruto stumbled around and for some reason he started trying to kill Kakashi with his Rasengan. Kakashi avoided him. Kakashi didn't want to hurt him but Naruto refused to stop trying to kill him.
The AMBU restrained him.
Zetsu stole the underpants of an AMBU member. The AMBU member chased him down screaming at Zetsu and demanded that 'you give me back my underpants you S-Rank underpants thief!'
Sakura decided to start running around screaming.
'SHUT UP BEFORE I CHOP YOU UP AND PUT YOU IN MY SALAD!" Zetsu roared.
CANIBAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I screamed at him.
Why am I a canibal?
Becuase your eating A SALAD!!!!!!!! BAD ZAZU!!!!!!!! BAD ZAZU SALD BANANA!!!!!!!! BAD BAD BAD!
FOR THE LAST TIME: I AM NOT A SALAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Zetsu Salad Banana screamed at me.
LIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I yelled loudly
Has anyone seen the Wizard of Oz? Great, someone mind tellng me who the flying monkeys belonged to? Because they ran away and started trying to kill all the AMBU. Whoever's flying monkey's those were, well now he's flying monkey-less.
