A/N~~Hello! I decided to write a conversation between Tony and Mike. It starts with Mike saying the pickup lines and Tony responding. This comes from the "Imagine your OTP saying cheesy pickup lines to each other". Enjoy!
M: "Hey, babe I-"
T: "I swear to god, if it's another fuckin' pickup line..."
M: "Of course. What else would it be? You'll like this one. "Baby, Yoda one for me"."
T: *Groans* "Really? Star Wars pickup lines? Fine, at least you haven't said any of the PTV ones...And now you're going to, aren't you?"
M: *Nods freverently* "Let's see, there's..."*Laughs* "Do you like Pierce The Veil? Because you can pierce my veil."
T: *Groans louder* "I don't know why I put up with you."
M: "Aw, you know you love me! The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my place and spread the word. We're having a party at my ankles. Should I invite my pants down? If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing? You stole my heart like the rebels stole the Death Star plans. You look cold. Wanna use me as a blanket?"
T: "Oh my fucking god, just shut the fuck up already!"
M: "Nope, I still got more." *Glances at laptop screen* "You're so beautiful you made me forget my pickup line. If I were to ask you out on a date, would the answer to that be the same as the one to this question? Fuck me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right? Did you clean your pants with Windex? Because I can practically see myself in them. Your lips look lonely, would they like to meet mine?"
T: "Jesus fucking Christ, just stop already! I'm gonna call Vic..."
M: "That won't stop me! Save a drum. Bang a drummer. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it right back. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put "I" and "U" together."
T: *Grumbling* "There's no need when "N" and "O" are already together."
M: *Pouts* "Baby, I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can make your bed rock! You know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my case. I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but...I'm Batman!"
T: *Grumbles again* "So your parents are dead?"
M: *Ignores him* *Points at his ass* "Is that seat taken? I have an owie on my lip. Will you kiss it to make it better? On scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9. I'm the one you need. You're hotter than Papa Bear's porrige. If we shared a garden, I would put my tulips and your tulips together (tulips= two lips). If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.Do you have a band-aid? I scraped my knee falling for you."
T: "MIKE, JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!"
M: "Make me!
T: *Knows that he'll only shut up if he makes him* *Lunges on him, pinning him to the couch* "Is this what you wanted?!"
M: *Giggles* "Yes. Now come here and give Papa some sugar!"
Tony groans and shoves his mouth to Mike's The laptop the was previously perched on the drummer's lap crashes to the floor. Thankfully, there is a pile of pillows and blankets to stop its fall. Instead off biting his head off, Mike just makes a noise in annoyance, almost as if to tell him to be careful, before kissing back. He lets his boyfriend completely overtake him, which leads to a little rendezvous in the bedroom. But then again, that's a story for another time.
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Pick-Up Lines
Fanfiction"Imagine person A of your OTP saying bad pickup lines to person B". Well, I imagined it, and I wrote it in the form of a bad Perrentes, most of which is Tony cursing out Mike. Don't judge me.
