Important lesson: Don't force violent tomboys to wear dresses

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Joseph: We should but Neda in this frilly black dress *Holds up frilly slutty black super short mini-dress*

Me: I DARE YOU TO TRY AND PUT IN THAT DRESS YOU MOTHERFUCKING DEAD MAN BITCH. I'LL KILL YOU BEFORE THE PILLAR MEN OR OLD AGE CAN HOE

Joseph: *Slowly hands dress to Caesar*

Caesar: *Drops it on the ground and slowly nudges it underneath the bed*

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