(If u remember the Cp text message when SM told the pasta's to get jobs this is the first one and now were going to see Jeff at his job at Starbucks hope u like it)
Guy: *walks into Starbucks*
Jeff: *looks at person and leans his arm on the counter* Welcome to Starbucks what can I get u
Guy: can I have a Carmel frappé
Jeff: idk can u
Guy: uh...
Jeff: just kidding I'll get u ur frappé
Guy: ok then
Jeff: *gets a cup and pulls the lever for the Carmel frappé and puts cup with whip cream and gives it to the guy* here u go and that'll be $2.98
Guy: *gives Jeff $2.98*
Jeff: u want ur receipt???
Guy: yes
Jeff: *goes get receipt but slips and Screams* HOLY F****** D**** A** MF B****** A** F****** DUMBA** MF MACHINE.
Guy: Uh u ok
Jeff: IDK DO I LOOK F******* OK TO U DUMBF***
Guy: I was just asking
Jeff: WELL IF U CAN'T F******* SEE THAT I'M ON THE F****** FLOOR ON MY D**** BACK SCREAMING MY A** OFF ON THE FLOOR
Guy: *leaves Starbucks*
Jeff: *gets up and see's that the frappé machine lever wasn't fully pushed back and see's the liquid all over the floor and growls* F***
*10 mins later (after Jeff cleaned up the mess)
Girl: *walks in Starbucks*
Jeff: Welcome to Starbucks what can I get u
Girl: *sighs* can I get 2 Carmel frappé, 2 vanilla frappé, 2 mocha's, 2 pumpkin spice's, 2 chocolate muffins,2 brownies,and 2 fruit cups
Jeff: D*** u r really hungry and thirsty.
Girl: it's called friend's where I come from
Jeff: *shrugs* maybe
Girl: *rolls her eyes and shakes her head*
Jeff: *gets her 2 chocolate muffins, 2 brownies and 2 fruit cups* the Frappe's and pumpkin spice's will take 10 mins if u don't mind f****** waiting
Girl: sure whatever
Jeff: *gets 6 cups and fills them with Carmel and vanilla frappé and pumpkin spice and gives them to the girl* here u go and that'll be $10.20
Girl: *gives Jeff $10.20 and see's the machine pouring liquid* um dude
Jeff: ik u want ur receipt I'll get it.
Girl: Dude watch...
Jeff: *slips and screams*
Girl: out
Jeff: JFC WTF WHY THE H*** DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME
Girl: uh u need help???
Jeff: NO I'm f******* alright
Girl: ok then....I'll just go thanks *leaves*
Jeff: I HATE THIS F****** JOB!!!!
*10 mins later (after cleaning again)*
Masky: *walks in* Hey Jeff *smirks*
Jeff: The f*** do u want Masky
Masky: oh yeah SM and I want the secret menu
Jeff: we don't have the secret menu
Masky: yes u do and we want something from the secret menu
Jeff: Masky I'm going to tell u something
Masky: what
Jeff: WE DON'T HAVE A F******** SECRET MENU
Masky: yes u do Jeff and don't yell at ur costumers that's disrespectful
Jeff: *jumps on Masky and chokes him* DISRESPECTFUL MY A**
Masky: *taps on the floor*
Manager: *sees Jeff choking Masky* JEFF WOODS MY OFFICE NOW
Jeff: *let's go of Masky and goes to the manager's office*
Manager: *looks at Masky* I'm so sorry sir I promise that will never happen again I'll give u a free drink after I'm done ok
Masky: ok
Manager: *leaves and goes to his office* Jeff woods I am ashamed of what I saw, choking a customer is unacceptable here
Jeff: the man was...
Manager: Jeff woods I'm sorry to say but to keep this place safe I have to fire u so please go change and give me ur uniform
Jeff: *leaves and goes to the bathroom and change and goes back to give the manager his uniform* oh one more thing before I go
Manager: what
Jeff: *takes out knife* GO TO SLEEP!!!!!
Manager: WTF
Jeff: *stabs the manager 15 times and destroy the camera's*
*5 mins later (after Jeff hides the body and gets new clothes)
Jeff: *walks out and see's Masky and smirks* Hey Masky
Masky: *looks at Jeff and smirks* so what did manager say
Jeff: *smiles evilly* Oh he told me to tell u that its ur lucky day cause ur GONNA DIE!!!!
Masky: *runs to the door*
Jeff: *gets Masky's sweater and pulls him down*
Masky: *screams*
Clockwork: *see's Jeff and Masky fighting and takes out her phone* U see SM, this is what happens when Jeff works at Starbucks u get H***
(Hope u guys like it and enjoyed it)
Natalie:hope u like it.
Jeff:like
Masky: comment
Clockwork: and vote
Jeff: 4 Natalie
Natalie: why
Jeff: *shrugs and smiles*
Natalie: thnx 4 reading and have a nice day
Everyone: Bye
