Lance's birthday :D

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Lance: *is sitting on the couch*

Natalie: *is behind the couch*

Lance: *doesn't notice Natalie*

Everyone: *hides behind Natalie*

Natalie: *has noise maker*

Lance: *jolts and falls to the floor* AHH!

Natalie: Happy Birthday Lance

Lance: 0_0

Everyone: HAPPY BIRTHDAY LANCE!!!

Lance: 0_0;

Everyone: What?

Lance: HOW DO YOU ALL KNOW IT'S MY BIRTHDAY?!!

Toby: Oh...Just guessed *hides folder with Lance's information*

Natalie: Toby and Masky told us mostly

Lance: *glares at Toby and Masky*

Masky: *looks away*

Lance: well goodbye *walks to his room*

Ace: *picks him up* Nope!

Lance: Ace Put me the F**k down now

Ace: No make me!

Lance: *pulls out gun and points it to Ace's head* Let me rephrase that let me go now or I'll shoot you

Ace: *drops him and smiles innocently* oops sorry I didn't mean to

Lance: *growls*

Jeff: *gets his arm* come on you small bean child

Lance: I'm not small

Ben: I'm even taller then you by 2 inches

Lance:I don't f**king care

Ben: let's just sing to him and leave

Exotic: No we're going to give him a proper birthday celebration

Everyone: What!

Lance: *mumbles curses under his breath*

Exotic: Lance!

Lance: *sighs* Fine! But I'm not enjoying it!!

Natalie: well I'll try to make you enjoy it

Lance: yeah no

Ace: why CAN'T we leave

Exotic: cause it's Lance's birthday

Lance: I rather go to my room

Clock: well your not

Lance: I hate you all -.-

Everyone: we love you too Lance

Natalie: birthday song !!!

Lance: no 0_0

Natalie: yep Lilith hit it

Lilith: *hits Jeff with a banjo*

Jeff: *knocks out*

Natalie: as in start playing

Lilith: oh... *Starts playing banjo*

Natalie: once a year we celebrate with stupid hats and plastic plate the fact that you would able to make the trip around the sun

Lance: oh god

Everyone: *gasp*

Natalie: And the whole clan gathers round and gives some laughter do about and we let out some joyful sounds and sing that stupid song

Everyone: Happy Birthday

Lance: I hat-

Natalie: Now your one year older

Everyone: Happy Birthday

Natalie: your life still isn't over

Lance: are you sure

Natalie: you did not accomplish much you didn't die this year I guess that's good enough

Lance: *gets cake and throws it at Natalie*

Natalie: *ducks*

Ace: *gets hit with the cake*

Lance: *laughs*

Ace: *takes out baseball bat and chases Lance*

Lance: *runs*

Everyone: *watches*

Natalie: is anyone going to stop them

Everyone: No

Natalie: *sighs* fine I will

Me: No!

Natalie: Strider!? What are you doing here?

Me: *smirks* documentary *has camera recording them*

Natalie: ??

Everyone: -_-

Me: And here we have the wild Ace chasing his prey

Nutella: Strider?

Me: What fascinating creatures

( XD well I tried and I'm done lol)

This is for WeLoveThenHate hope you like it

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LANCER!!! X3

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