Me: *taps on Microphone* Is this thing on?
Everyone: *looks at me*
Me: alright then so you all are asking why I am here today
Toby: *raises hand*
Me: yes Toby
Toby: Are we taking a test?
Me: No Toby we're not taking a test
Toby: oh thank god
Me: so anyways you guys are here is because you're all goin to fight
Jeff: Pff that's easy
Me: But my followers get to choose who get to fight *smirks*
EJ: thanks Jeff man could anything get any worse *says sarcastically*
Me: In Mortal Kombat style
Everyone: *looks at EJ and Jeff angrily*
EJ and Jeff: what?
Me: Alright then so first is...
Everyone: *nervous*
Me: Jane...
Jane: *mumbles curses*
Me: Vs...
Ben: JUST SAY IT ALREADY!!!
Me: STFU you midget!!!
Ben: *growls*
Me:*takes out water*
Ben: *shivers*
Me: .... Jeff
Jane: oh thank god
Jeff: *shakes head* huh? What happened again?
Me: So Jane vs Jeff they are the first to fight first and this was by g1nger_9
Jeff: Now this is going to be easy
Me: you're right Jeff its way to easy I have a better place
Jane: *looks at Jeff and growls* you couldn't shut your mouth!!!
Jeff: I hate myself
Me: *locks Jane and Jeff in a cage*
Jeff: *Screams*
Jane: *has a Flashback of her past*
Me: NUTELLA!!!
Nutella: *runs to me* Yes ma'am
Me: Don't call me that
Nutella: s-sorry
Me: It's fine but I need you to do something
Nutella: what is it?
Me: *gives her a camera* You're recording all of this ok
Nutella: You got it *starts recording*
Me: Round 1 FIGHT!!
Jane: *kicks Jeff in the face*
Jeff: *grabs her leg before she could kick him and throws her down*
Jane: *bites her lip* F**K THAT HURTS!
Me: THAT'S LIFE JANEY
Jeff: *kicks her in the stomach*
Jane: F**K *stabs Jeff in the leg*
Jeff: *takes knife out of his leg*
Jane: *kicks Jeff in the stomach*
