"Do I look good dating a burger? If I do why would you agree to that?" -TheRealFredWeasley
Weasely,
What a Riddikulus question, but I expected no less.
I had a little...talk with a muggle, and found out what a burger was. Muggle food, Weasel? That low?
Did I mention that I nearly killed the wanker?
Anyway.
...Yes Weasel, your character would well enough befit a relationship with a meal. Might I suggest a matrimony between the two of you? Definitely better than Weasel-Bee and Granger.
Because firstly,
•You both look, red.
•Muggles seem to fancy you and burgers, clearly. Although I find it revolting.
Makes for a smashing combo dunnit?
For a tosser like you of course.
...And I do hope you don't mind that I borrowed this picture without your consent. I felt I needed to compare. I'd rather you lock your possessions next time. Properly. Ever heard of a key?
Probably not.
Sincerely,
Draco Lucius Malfoy
PS: Next time I'll break your arm, git.
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