Christmas Kisses: A Niall Horan Fanfiction

New Traditions

Jacqueline's POV

"If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?" Harry asked stupidly as he started throwing a orange in the air. All the boys finally woke up and we were all sitting around talking. Actually, more like asking stupid questions that made no sense.
"Harry that's such a idiotic question, shut up," Liam said rolling his eyes with annoyance.
"Well he has a point," Niall said, "I mean why is a orange called a orange? Why can't we name all fruits after a color!"
"FRUIT EQUALITY!" Lou screamed out as he pumped his arm in the air, "ALL FRUITS MUST BE TREATED EQUALLY!" Suddenly, Harry's orange was thrown halfway across and hit me flat in the forehead.
"Oh shit um Jackie oh god I'm-"
"HARRY!" I screamed as I threw the orange back at him and running to go tackle him. The orange was taken off course and hit Liam, Liam threw it back at me, hitting Zayn who was siting next to me. This continued from boy to boy and before we knew it, we all had handfuls of fruit in our hands throwing it at each other left and right. I threw my apple that I gripped in my hands and pitched it at Louis. It hit him in the balls and he leaned over in agony.
"THAT'S A NO NO ZONE KIDDOS," Louis groaned as he rolled on the floor over dramatically.
"Oh boo hoo Lou," I said with a smirk plastered on my face, "need to go home to your momma?"
"YOU JUST TALKED ABOUT MY MAMA NU UH LINE CROSSED!" Louis grabbed plums into his abnormally small hands.
"NIALL PROTECT ME!" I screeched as I set Niall in front of me.
"I'M AS SCARY AS A BABY PENGUIN," Niall squealed in protest, "BUT I SHALL TRY FOR MY PRINCESS." My heart pounded. He just called me a princess, *swoon*. He has a girlfriend idiot, I kept saying, but I continued to ignore it. I clutched to his back and he wrapped his arms around my waist. It felt so perfect, so right. I felt like I fit in here, like I had a place belong.
"GET THEM. CHARGE!" Harry pointed at me and Niall.
"Sorry Ni, you are amazing and it was nice knowing you, but I have no choice," I said over dramatically as I gave him a extremely tight squeeze.
"NO JACK-O-LANTURN DON'T LEAVE ME I NEED YOU," he said seriously. Sigh why was this boy so perfect? I ran under a table where Liam and Zayn were hidden as Niall was being bombarded with melons, plums and peaches.
"They are such kids," I whispered to Zayn, "I don't understand how you can love with them EVERYDAY!"
"Eh it's pretty easy," he said in a happy low voice, "after a while it just blends into the lifestyle".
"I couldn't ever live your lifestyle," I said shaking my head.
"Sometimes I don't think I can even live it," Liam said honestly, "its so difficult to be in the spotlight, but in the end it's all worth it". The boys continued to smoother fruit all over his face.
"UGH STOP IT MY GOD," I groaned in exasperation, "YOU PEOPLE CAN'T LEAVE THE POOR BABY ALONE!"
"We said never in your wildest dreams.." Zayn said starting to sing. There was a moment of silence, but than they belted out into song as the screeched at the top of their lungs. They surrounded me doing a "ring around the rosy" like thing and I plugged my ears trying to block out their awful singing. Finally once my ears started bleeding, they stopped.
"For singers, you are all pretty horrendous," I said with a fake look of disapproval on my face. Their
bad singing was surprisingly better than anyone else's actual singing voice. They all grinned at me as Louis announced a group hug. I squealed as I squirmed trying to get out of their grasp.
"Ew cooties," I said sticking out my tongue, pretending to be disgusted.
"HERE YEH HERE YEH," Lou said in a faux medieval king accent, "I vote we make this a new tradition, because the poor peasant Niall the leprechaun Horan was killed with various fruits and thy must seek thy revenge." We laughed at Louis' pathetic excuse of a accent. We all raised our hands and spoke "I" in agreement.
"Yay fantastic we all agree now can someone help me get these fruits off my face?" Niall spook as he attempted to peal the multiple pieces of food off of his shirt. We all laughed as we walked over to the idiot covered in fruit and started whipping it off of him.
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extremely long chapter! This is probably my favorite chapter so far tbh! third update of the day im sorry i have no life.😂 i had so much fun ice skating today it was awesome i totally wanna go again. 💕

hope you guys had another great day <3
xx, cass

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