Big Chief, No Fart

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In a small native community, the Medicine Man is making some pills when the Chiefs son ran into the hut.
He walked up and said "Big Chief, No fart."
The Medicine Man grabbed a pill from a shelf and said "Big Chief eat this,"
Do the chiefs son took the pill and left. The next day the chiefs son returned and said "Big Chief No Fart!" So the medicine man gave him 2 pills.
The next day the chiefs son returned and said "Big Chief still no fart" so the medicine man gave him 3 pills.
The Next day the chiefs son returned and said "Big Chief No Fart" so the medicine man gave him 4 pills.
The next day the chiefs son came back and said "Big Chief no fart" so the medicine man gave him 5 pills and said "if this don't work I don't know what will"
The next day the chiefs son came back and said "Big chief no fart." So the medicine man gave him the entire bag of pills.
The next day the chiefs son returned and said "Big Fart, No Chief!"

(So my mom used to tell me this story when I was little so I decided to put it here. For those of you who didn't get the joke, at the end, the chief farted so much that he went flying away.)

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