The king asked the town to bring him the most delicious fruit. The king sat in his throne as many people stood in a line. The first man walked up with a grape and gave it to the king. The king said "This is the worst fruit ever! Guards! Shove this grape up this mans butt!" So the guards shoved the grape up his butt. The next person had a banana. And then again the king hated it and said "Shove this banana up this mans butt!"
The next person walked up with a pomegranate and the king tried it. "this is horrible! Guards shove this fruit up this mans butt!" So the guards shoved it up his butt.
"Uh oh" said one of the guards. "The next person has a watermelon!"
(What is your favourite fruit? Mine is a pomegranate)
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The Amazing Joke Book For When Your On The Toilet!
De TodoJust a Joke Book with really stupid jokes. Some of them are mine some of them aren't. So next time you are on The Toilet with nothing to do, read my amazingly stupid Joke Book.
