LemonyKitty's Book Of Complete Randomness

Spelling Bee and Science Fair

Disclaimer: I did not come up with this concept!

So. You all know the spelling bee. Your teacher walks into the room saying "All right class! Line up against the wall! Time for public humiliation!"
I hoped my teacher knew I was an idiot and wouldn't give me the death stare if I got my word wrong.
"All right, Johnny, your word is extreme." The teacher said.
"Uhhhh uhmmmmm..." I was panicking, I was even throwing numbers out there! "Extreme, e-c-t-3-r-m-8."
"No Johnny..." The teacher grumbled, shaking her head.
You know, I admire the kid who got it wrong on purpose. They just walk up there. "Cat, K-A-T, all right I'm outta here!" And as they walk past you "haha, I know there's two 'T's."

Science Fair
You wake up one morning and you're like "oh no! Its due today... I had nine months and I didn't do anything."
You go and just bring a cup with some dirt in it, hoping your teacher will know you're an idiot and walk right past.
"What you good here, Johnny?" Your teacher asks.
"Uhmmm... A cup of dirt..."
"Well explain it."
"Well... Its a cup... With dirt in it. I call it a cup of dirt. Just give me an F so I can go home please!" 😂