400k wds, some neologisms. Story of a young bohemian bawn and bred in the briar patch that lay between the borders of St. Elvis Era and the Eleusinian Feels of alternity.
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'Twas many and many a yearn agone, in a green dome by the muddy Misip,
in a madding maelstrom of torque and blow Bubba lost his dolling Heebie.
In thens and nows, in truant falls, in strainjeer vortices,
On flamingo-impaled lawns, on cop-spangled quads,
Or eye'll rake the highland and yule snake the lawman,
The crystal Earth astride tortoise mind,
And the grainfest sax tease...
But ere she maid like a Shepherdess and got the flock outa there, she first introduced Bubba to her old thespian philologist friend Fleebus.
"What hath Goddess wrought!" Bubba thought to himself. "Never in my life have I seen a feller so ugly!" Then his better judgment got the best of him. "Well, maybe not all that ugly. Certainly no more so than that illustration of Grendel in The Children's Book of Knowledge. And I should take into account that I'm biased on that account. On account of... By Vole! She's hugging that cunning linguist right in front of my very face!"
Fleebus the meanwhile was having inner taunts of his own. "Yump Anemone! Where did she find this green-eyed fool? Geez, it's just a friendly hug! Is he really as paranoid as he looks? Like he's got a bug up his ass over whether or not Heeb and I are getting it on behind his back! Not that that's such a bad idea," he thought. "And furthermore, how did such a syrupy sap latch onto my buxom friend Heebie? This bug-eyed feller must have a willy the like to ply a mammoth poose-key! Yeah, that's the ticket! The nerd's a Priapus cat!"
Fleebus the phonetician, a wordwright head,
"Fergus the Clown" among the girls,
with Egypsy spiels,
randy prophet fonding lust
(Corrine and Dorsie
Licked his bony wayscars, hot caroused and feltmeld)
Porpoised off stages, ovidsage, handloose,
Centauring the girlshule
Zentoil orgy! You,
On yawhoop tickly freeling lickly Wendie Woose,
Corncider Fleebus wooed wishwand, winsome, and
frolickiss floose.
Come one purple Tuesday, Fleebus sent a message to Bubba via Heebie. So she, licking the poe boy's earlobe, said, "Now winter's nigh and a new semester begins. You, my haute horny-tongue, and friend Fleebus will like attend. He has no knowns hereabouts and asks me if you will teach him the hows, the whose, the whaley goose and the herwine no-oose of bohemish endeavor. Belike the mindworld to expand, the Mammijazzm to obtain, and vex soire the Pew King's finks.
