Ok so this is for humor only and this is a scenario I did in my Just Persona Things Book and everyone liked it so why not do it here! Anyway enjoy!!!
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-BLAME TAKUMI (you already knew this was coming-)
-Conquest is better than Birthright!
-Birthright is so easy
-Conquest is difficult as fuck!!
-Ryoma is probably the most OP character in FE
-Xander!!! ;;
-Kanna is a cinnamon roll
-Wait so Xander named his son after his blade the Siegfried?
-HOLY SHIT NILES AND TAKUMI SOUND THE SAME!!!
-Daaaaamn Mathew Mercer he has some vocals on him ;3
-FOR THE GLORY OF HOSHIDO!!!
-If you don't want Want You In The Light to play in Revelations you must be extremely confident or suicidal because Ryoma don't play...
-ELIIIIIIIIISE!!!!!!!!!
-Oh let me grab a bucket for your Nohrian tears
-DAMN THE FRICKEN KITSUNES!!!! ALWAYS SNEAKING UP BEHIND MY HEALER LIKE A LITTLE BITCH!!!
-Zola you ass hole....
-Corrin you little bitch, why you obey Garon until like the last 20 minutes of the game?!
-ANTHONY!!!!! GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE FUCK!!!
-TAKUMI!!!!!!!!!
-*sees Takumi in Lunatic mode with point blank* Yeah fuck that....
-Charlotte you is a hoe
-FORREST IS A GUY?!
-Lel Fire Emblem Waifu wars
-WHERE ARE THERE FEET?!
-Thoron looks funny....
-Fates was rushed...
-Sooooooo why the fuck aren't my two big brothers listening to what I say? Takumi cooperated before you did!!!!
-Izana!! ;;
-YOOOOOOU ARE THE OOOOOOCEANS GRAY WAAAAAAVES~!!!!!!
-BLAME IAGO!!!!
-Ryoma the lobster lord
-TAKUMI the pinapple
-Leo the Tomato King
-Sugar Tittied Camilla!!! (You don't realize how many times I heard this! 😂)
-EMMERYN!!!!!!!!!!
-MIKOTOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
-Holy Shit your alive?! How?!
-*activates Lethality* YES!!!! *enemy has miracle and counter* DAMN IT ALL TO HELL!!!!!!!
-Kaze is the realist.
-SILAS QUIT CHANGING MY FAVORITE MEAL!!!!
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That's all for now! What's your favorite one? :33
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Just Fire Emblem Things
Random[Ive thought about this for quite awhile and now it's here] This is a random book on my adventures through Fire Emblem Awakening, Fire Emblem Fates Birthright, Conquest, and Revelations! Along with memes to make you laugh and smile through our adve...
