Jokes [Kellic]

Jokes: 5

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~same day~

[Unknown 9:56 am]
Please don't

[Kellin 9:58 am]
Why not? It's been almost a week now and it's bothering me

[Unknown 10:03 am]
I would actually rather get to know you then you sending death glares at me everyday

[Kellin 10:06 am]
I would never

[Unknown 10:08 am]
Yeah you would

[Kellin 10:11 am]
Whatever...

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[Unknown 6:34 am]
Good morning

[Kellin 6:44 am]
It's too early for this. Not in the mood

[Unknown 6:56 am]
And? I have a story to tell you to cheer you up

[Kellin 6:57 am]
Don't want to hear it

[Unknown 7:03 am]
Ok so. A man dies, and his wife gets him cremated.

[Kellin 7:04 am]
Ok?

[Unknown 7:04 am]
She takes the ashes home and starts talking to them.

[Kellin 7:06 am]
Um...

[Unknown 7:06 am]
"You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money."

"You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money."

[Kellin 7:08 am]
How is this funny omg this is so sad

[Unknown 7:13 am]
Then she whispers, "You know that blow job I promised you? Well, here it comes."

[Kellin 7:14 am]
Oh my god

[Unknown 7:15 am]
Hahaha I thought of this last night while watching someone get hurried on tv

[Kellin 7:16 am]
Life is one big joke to you huh

[Unknown 7:19 am]
Not really but it's better to see the positive than negative

[Kellin 7:20 am]
Oh

[Unknown 7:21 am]
Well have a good day at school. I hope you smile today

[Kellin 7:25 am]
Thank you