"how much for a can of pringles?"
"why do you ask me? does it look like i work here?"
"..."
"you're wearing an employee's shirt and a name tag."
"oh yeah....i forgot about that."
"..."
"they could be $2.50?"
"how come you're not fired yet?"
"how come you're so incredibly stupid."
"why am i stupid? your the one who forgot they fricken worked here."
"and your the one who can't read price tags."
"oh yeah...i forgot about that."
"please leave."
"i don't want to."
"too bad. Get. Out."
"you can't make me. and your the one with the bad customer service. i mean, i still never got my pringles."
"i'm an employee not a slave mr. i-can't-read-a-price-tag-or-get-the-damn-pringles-for-myself."
"the last time i checked, you were the slave."
"what the- SECURITY!"
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Short Storyboy: ❝ how much for a can of pringles? ❞ girl: ❝ why do you ask me? does it look like i work here? ❞ boy: ❝ ... ❞ boy: ❝ you're wearing an employee's shirt and a name tag ❞ girl: ❝ oh yeah....i forgot about that ❞ boy: ❝ ... ❞ girl: ❝ they could be...