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"i'm never getting my pringles am i?"

"why do they let you back in here?"

"i would feel offended by that statement, but i am wondering the same thing myself."

"i'm wondering why you exsist."

"i'm wondering the price of those pringles."

"..."

"..."

"FINE!! I'LL GET IT FOR YOU!"

"why are you shouting?"

"BECAUSE I HATE YOU!"

"umm... everyone's staring. maybe you can-"

"WELL LET THEM STARE"

"...do you have no dignity or-?"

"JUST SHUT UP AND LET ME GET YOUR THE DAMN PRINGLES MAN"

"..."

"now was that so hard?" returns with pringles.

"..."

"well?"

"how much is it?"

"well look at that. it is $2.50."

"whoop-de-doo. you can predict prices. that's probably the first big win of your life."

"..."

"..."

"did you just insult me with sarcasm after i got you your frigging pringles?"

"...no..."

"..."

"oh no..."

"SECURITY!"

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