5SOS BoyxBoy Smut

Dont Cha Part 1: Muke

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Hello everyone!!! I really have no excuse for my absence recently I guess I just have been uninspired until I listened to the pussycat dolls THE other day and everything was like WRITE SMUT ABOUT THIS so here I am

This is my first time writing anything involving stripping, but Michael is more hands on than anyone else in the club so that's why the bouncers don't like kick people out for touching the merchandise XD.

Watch me as I completely slam arzaylea in this chapter lmao
In this chapter i am nowhere saying that I'm against her and Luke being together, I actually like her more than other people. Mostly because I don't give two shits what Luke does but I ship muke so here I am

Anyways, Stripper! mike in this chapter yes let's go

~ Maya <3

Michael's POV.
Luke has a new "girlfriend", and when I say she's clingy she's over the fucking top clingy.
Ha. Funny. I'm pretty sure last time I checked he wasn't straight
Or maybe his cock in my ass a mere week ago was just a misunderstanding.
I'm not too fond of her, so you can assume the feeling I got when I walked in the door at 4 am and they were both asleep cuddling on the couch.
Why was I getting home at 4 am? Oh that's not important.
I sneak past the two and tip-toe up to my room for the night
-next morning-
I wake up at about 1 in the afternoon to the sounds of the boys downstairs chatting a bit too loud for my liking.
I groan and roll myself out of bed, pulling one of the boys shirts over my head I can't really tell anymore, we just wear each other's clothes, but it's shoulders are too broad to be mine. The neck of the shirt falls off one of my shoulders and I pull on a pair of shorts and stumble my way down the stairs; to find that bitch on the couch still. What the hell is she even doing here anymore.
"Morning Mike" Calum greets me and hands me a cup of coffee
"Morning cally" i smile and sip the liquid he gave me, which I'm happy to find is just the way I like it.
Before I can even get to say anything to Luke, Arzaylea jumps from her spot and just starts making out with him in the Kitchen. See what I mean by clingy she's just all over him all the time, or at least whenever I'm around. (A/n lmao foreshadowing) It's ridiculous.
I scoff and roll my eyes, opening the fridge to look for something nutritious to put in my body besides coffee. When I close the fridge after seeing no food of my liking is inside, I see the "happy couple" leaning against the wall together and of course, his girlfriend leaning on his chest, practically on top of him. If murder weren't illegal in all 50 states she would be dead I swear to god.
I can feel her glaring into the back of my head like the snide little bitch she is.
"So mike why did you get home so late last night?" Luke asks
"Oh.. I was uh. Out with a friend" I mumble, sipping my coffee again
"The same friend you've gone out with every night for the past couple months?" Luke chuckles
"Mhm" I nod and put my coffee down
"Why does that sound like utter bullshit to me?" Ashton chuckles
"I was out with a friend.... I was at the strip club if you must know." I make a point
I hear arzaylea scoff behind me "disgusting" she remarks
"You're disgusting" I mumble and take another sip of my coffee, calum whisper ooos at my snide and childish comeback
"What the hell are you doing at a strip club anyways I thought you were a fag" she snaps at me and I cringe
"Hey stop that" Luke whispers to her
"Men can strip too..." I look at her
"What are you two always arguing over, it's like you completely hate each other and you just met. What's up with that?" Ashton asks as he stirs some honey into his tea
"She's a whore... but that's none of my business" I say and take a fake drink of my coffee (because I'm actual meme garbage #tealizard)
"Because he's a fag and is constantly trying to fuck Luke when he's obviously not into that" she smirks, her comment makes me spit out my coffee and laugh
"Oh honey.. if you only knew" I smile and shoot her a wink before heading up the stairs back to my room, because I do have to leave in about 6 hours for work and I would like to get a bit more sleep in before I have to get ready.
"Wait so mike.. are you going out again tonight? Maybe the boys and i can meet you there" Luke calls after me and I tense
"No no no do-" I begin, and I think of the most brilliant I've had.
"Yeah actually that would be a great idea. I'm leaving at like 7:30 but you can meet me there at 8:00 because I have to pick up someone." I grin and go up to my room and get ready
"Sounds good to me!" Calum smiles and the boys nod in agreement
"You are not going to a strip club lucas Hemings" arzaylea slaps his chest
"Yeah I am, it's not like I'm gunna do anything darling okay you're mine.. don't worry" he kisses her head
Oh if only he knew how wrong he is.
-another time skip cause I'm a mess lmao-
Luke's POV  (I told you I'm a mess)
Ash cal and I arrive at the local strip club at 7:55 and sit where Michael told us to meet him
"Where is he?" I ask looking around and then a spot light booms on and onto an empty spot on the stage
"Next on stage... everyone's favorite.. Kitten boy!" An announcer calls out and all the gross and sweaty men around me besides ash and cal begin yelling and clapping
How can this person be //that// important
Buttons by the pussycat dolls begins playing
And then I see him.
Michael, strutting out on stage in a white button up and thigh high socks, whiskers put on his face and kitten ears placed firmly on his head
Loosen up my buttons babe
Michael points at a random man in the crowd, and gestures him up the stairs of the stage and sits him in a chair. As Michael dances the man in the chair puts his hands on Michael's waist and his ass and Michael sits on his lap. Once the chorus starts up again, Michael grinds down on the mans lap as the person shakily unbuttons the buttons on Michael's shirt. Once he was done with all the buttons Michael throws his shirt off to reveal him wearing black panties to match his thigh highs, connected by a garter belt.
He's hot. Holy shit he's hot.
Ashton and cals expressions are lustful and agape as they watch him on the stage and I know I shouldn't be getting jealous, but I can feel it bubbling in my chest.
I can feel it boiling as the man in the chair puts his hands on Michael as he dances all over him, smiling through his routine, looking like he's having actual fun. Seeing his hips swing and rock back and forth for the person on stage, it makes me angry. And i have no idea why.
As the song comes to a close Michael kisses the man on the cheek and walks him back to his seat, winking at him as he walks off and then he struts off the stage
"HOLY SHIT" calum yells
"Luke I know you guys like totally fucked but considering you have a girlfriend I call first dibs" he says to Luke and pats his back
"Um no you don't I'll fight you" Ashton says to him
"Neither of you are fucking him." I say
"Hey no fair..." calum whines
"I'm getting a lap dance." I tell them and get up from my seat, and pay the bouncer to let me into the little private room.
I bounce my leg anxiously as I wait for him to come out
I have a girlfriend I don't even know why I'm doing this.
The curtain in front of me opens and out walks Michael again, in his thigh highs and panties, no shirt this time. He gasps when he sees me sitting on the love seat across from the stage
Another pussycat dolls song, don't cha, starts playing and he dances around on the pole a little before coming and sitting on my lap,
"I know you like me" he sings along with the words "I know you do" he winks and grinds down onto my crotch which causes a groan to come out of me .
Michael gets up and sways his hips, dancing on the pole and giving me sexy looks while the chorus plays.
I've never noticed how flexible he really is. The next think I know he's on my lap again, nipping my ear and humming to the music. I moan lightly as he grinds hard down into my crotch, and then as the music starts to die down he pecks me on the lips and then struts back through the curtain
God damn it. As I think about it he planned this entire thing. And he knew I would want him so much more afterward
Well, if it's me he wants
It's me he's gunna get.
And trust me, he'll learn never to tease me again.

HA YOU GOTTA WAIT FOR SMUTS
WHATS LUKE GUNNA DO TO HIM?
TUNE IN TO FIND OUT

Question of the day: what are you planning on doing for the holidays?

Answer of the day: honestly I'm just staying home because all of my immediate family lives here so I don't need to travel

I hope you all have a lovely day and a lovely holiday :)
~ Maya