DBZ Oneshots,Lemons,and,Short Stories

Stupid Monkey (Vegeta x JB,Oc)

This is my Oc guys so I hope you like it.
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"Will you get off that video game?!?!" Vegeta yelled at me for the billionth time. "Just wait one minute I need to defeat you on Xenoverse." I said. I was playing Xenoverse on my Xbox 360 and Vegeta kept begging me to get off. He wanted me to do something but he wouldn't tell me what so I just ignored him and kept playing. "Jb, get off!!! That's my Xbox you know!!! And, the second game came out and your still on the beginning." He explains. "Uh, you bought it for ME so it's MINE. And I've been stuck on YOU as a big freaking Gorilla for 2 months so stop your complaining." (Actually happened but I passed it.)I stuck my tounge at him and laughed.

"Guess you don't want what I was gonna give you." He says and starts walking away. "Vegeta-babe-just-hold on-one-yes!!!!" I cheered jumping out of my chair. "I defeated you on a video game." He had an annoyed look on his face. "I can beat you in reality, you know that JB?" He said. "Babe, don't be a show off." I walked over to him and kissed him on the cheek. "Your so cute." Vegeta blushed. "I wanted to give you a challenge." He said. "Hm, what kind of challenge?" Vegeta smirked.

"Hahahahahahahah I win and I only played once Hahahahahahahah." Vegeta said cheering. Vegeta playing Xenoverse against me, won his bet playing himself and I was playing as Goku. The bet was if I win he would have to clean the house for 5 months instead of me doing it and if he won he would get his Xbox back. "Hmp, call that a good player." I said placing the controller on the table.

"Well, I only played once and I still beat you." He smirked. "Oh shut up." I said. Vegeta plopped on the couch and started playing. I ejected the disc out of the Xbox and he looked at me shocked. "Why did you-" "My game Vegeta and you still have to cook dinner tonight." Vegeta grunted and went to the kitchen. I laughed and went to our room. When I came back out Vegeta was gone. You went and opened the closest and Vegeta was in there with some In n Out. "Goku, right." He smiled and gave me the bags. You had like 50 bags on the table and only 2 of them were mine. "You eat to much. " I said and giggled.

I finished in 10 minutes and Vegeta finished in 5. I went in the bathroom and brushed my teeth while Vegeta was taking a shower. When he turned off the shower I was using mouth wash. "Hey babe, can you hand me a towel?" I spit my mouth wash in the sink and handed Vegeta a towel. He grabbed my hand and pulled me against him. "By the way, you can have the Xbox." I was confused. " I want you." Vegeta kissed me on the lips gently and I kissed back putting my arms around his neck. We kissed for like 2 minutes until we pulled back. "We haven't kissed since our first kiss." I said. "Ya, your mouth taste like mint." He said. "Your mouth tastes like french fries." I laughed and looked at Vegeta who laughed after. He kept chuckling until, "What's so funny?" I asked. "I can't believe you haven't noticed." He said. "Noticed what?" I said kinda frightened. "I'm not wearing and pants." He said laughing.

I grabbed his towel and wrapped his lower part of his body and then grabbed a mini towel and hit him with it. "Vegeta that's so weird!!! Why would you do that you stupid monkey?!?!?" I said. Then all of a sudden he started running all over the house like a freaking child who just had 5 cups of coffee. "Vegeta I will pull you off that couch." I yelled. "Try me." He said waving his ass at me. I ran and grabbed his hair and he fell. I ended up falling with him. Vegeta kissed me again and chuckled while doing it. 'Stupid monkey'