DBZ Oneshots,Lemons,and,Short Stories

Don't talk shit

You were really annoyed with Vegeta. He kept calling you "woman", instead of your real name. Woman this, woman that, it was just so annoying. Why couldn't he just call you by your real name for once, that stubborn ass.

"I don't know why Bulma, but it's really getting annoying." You were talking to Bulma sitting down at her table for a cup of tea. "Yea, it gets annoying after awhile but then when I yelled at him to call me my original name, He stopped. Although I wasn't dating him like you are Y/N." You sighed. You can't yell at people unless your in battle or your really angry. But, you can't get really angry at Vegeta because well, he's your boyfriend. "Woman!! Come over here!!!" Vegeta yelled from outside. "God Damn Vegeta..." You mumbled.

You went outside and saw him crisscross hovering the air. "I'm at your service Lord Vegi, what do you want?" "Don't call me that." He said annoyed. You made a smirk and just crossed your arms. "Woman, do you think I can get strong as Kakarot?" You smiled. "No, he's smarter, faster, and stronger than you." "ARE YOU NUTS?!?!? KAKAROT HAS A WALNUT FOR A BRAIN!!!" You laughed at his reaction. "And how do you know that my prince?" "Only someone with enough brawn can have enough brain." You laughed and Vegeta looked really annoyed. "Vegeta it's not about how strong you are or how smart you are, it's about how you use them both." You said calming down. Vegeta mumbled something and then walked off into the house. You just shook your head and followed behind him.

You got dressed it short shorts and a tank top. You got a backpack and put running shoes on. When you were tying your shoes, you saw a note on the door. Off to train with Kakarot ~Babe. You shook your head and went outside. You were thinking of going on a hike but you instead jogged to Vegeta's usual training spot. You got there and by the time you did they were done training. "Woman, what are you doing here?" "Were going out now. Here's your bag." You threw the bag on your back at Vegeta. "Where are we going?" He asked. "Hiking." You said. "Fine." "Train with you later Vegeta."

Walking down to the city there were a few guys down the side walk. They were mostly on the street. Vegeta put you to the opposite side and held your hand so you weren't near the street. You got close. "Hey hey hey." A few guys got in front of both of you. "Get out of our way." Vegeta said clenching your and tighter. "Well, looks like there's a beautiful lady here. What are you doing with an old man like him?" One of the guys said. "He's not old you shit head." You said. "Feisty." The taller guy said. "Shut up and get out of our way." Vegeta said. "We just want the sexy lady." Oh shit. Vegeta hates when people call you that. Vegeta's face was angry now. "What you gonna do old man. Crap your pants?" The tall one got into Vegeta's face. Vegeta punched him to the street and he went flying.

Everyone got out of your guy's way. "Don't talk Shit." Vegeta said and walked off with you. You looked at him when you guys were far away. "You talk shit, you get hit." He said. "That's why I love you Vegeta." He looked at you and smiled. He picked you up bridal style and kissed you for a few seconds. "If I'd talk Shit to you would you hit me?" You asked. "No, I'd slap you though." He said smirking. "Well I'd hit you if you did that to me." You said. "That's why I love you Y/n." You guys finally got to your destination but Vegeta carried you the whole time.