How To Be A Bitch

Bitch Language

If you didn't understand some of the language in the test, don't fret my beginning bitches! Here some language you need to know:

Bitch: Your friend

Best bitch: Your very best friend

Uber bitch: Supreme bitch. THE bitch.

Arch bitch: The enemy. Usually another bitch/bitch group that competes with yours

Ex bitch: Someone who used to be your bitch, but you now hate her

Frappe: a frappuchino, typically from starbucks

Bitch sqaud: a group of bitches in a friend circle

Side bitch: Someone you say is your bitch, but you say it with a fake smile and you actually know you're so much bitchier than her.

Wannabitch: That one bitch who is such a wannabe future you (uber bitch)

Daddy: supplier of money aka bitch candy

Cute: This word is tricky. If you're talking to your bitch, it means you love it. If you're talking to you're side/ex/arch bitch it means the ugliest mothereffing thing you've ever seen.

Latte: What flows through bitches veins. In the fall its pumpkin spice.

On accident: So on purpose. Like actually there couldn't have been an accident

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BYE FUTURE BITCHES 💋