How To Be A Bitch

Do's and Don'ts of being a bitch

•Be a Bitch. Definitely do this. This is your life goal. But don't be bitchy about it. Let everyone know how much better you are than themselves. You ARE the Biggest Bitch. Just make sure that everyone loves you in the process.

•Be Bitchy "On Accident". Hannah bought the same dress you were wearing last week? It must be a total coincidence that you stumbled and spilled your latte all over that copying skank. Of course it was "on accident" though.

•Don't be afraid to be supercilious. You are better than everyone else and you know it. Show these wannabes who their boss bitch is.

•Laugh Loud. Even if nothing's funny. Laugh loud because you want everyone to know that you are having fun and living happier than they are. And make your laugh distinguishable. Everyone should know that it's you laughing.

•Care, but don't care. Of course you actually care what they think of you. But don't let them know it. Make them want to impress you, because you do it so effortlessly. Have the perfect impression of "I didn't even try, I'm naturally amazing". They should want to be you.

HEY BABES THANKS SO MUCH FOR THE VOTES!!

How old do you guys think I am?

BYE FUTURE BITCHES!💋