How To Be A Bitch

Limits

You want to be a bitch. That is the main goal. Except there need to be limits. Be the biggest bitch you can, but don't let yourself cross over into asshole territory. Lets go over some examples:

"Nice hair," she comments sarcastically, "Honestly, did you even try?"

Bitchy response:

"Thanks hon! And no, I don't have to try, my beauty is natural. Unlike some people," I look her up and down with distaste, rolling my eyes, "This combination of clothes that are neither cute nor matching could use a little extra effort."

Assholish response:

"You know what, fuck you bitch. I mean you think you're the shit but you're actually so dumb."

Ok so let's take some notes:

Bitchy response:

Clearly some thought went into creating this sentence. There was an intelligent comment that put a wannabitch in her place without sounding like an stupid. 

Assholish response:

There was no thought put into this statement. It was just a string of rambling word vomit that would work with any situation, regardless of the details. Any common passerby would immediately hate you. You do NOT want to sound like this.

Many people try to be bitches, but lose their patience and become assholes. Patience is essential in the life of a bitch. Otherwise, you will handle situations poorly and lose your status as Queen B (for Bitch, of course). Never resort to an endless string of swears. It's useless and makes you seem as dumb as whoever you're talking to. Remember the rules of being a bitch, one of them being to ALWAYS sound condescending, at all times. You can't be better than them if you stoop down to them.

That's all I have for today, my future bitches. This book is coming to a close, unfortunately. However, there will be some editing on some chapters. Let me know if I missed anything!

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