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Artemis Fowl Fan Fiction-Temple of randomosity

Fanfic

This is a collection of one shots, head-canons, and general silliness about our favourite criminal mastermind and his companions. Most of these are inspired by the peasants of the Peasant Corner (You know who you are ;). Requests are encouraged and...

#artemisfowl #artemisxholly #butler #fan-theorys #foaly #funny #headcanons #heartamis #hollyshort #lollypops #make-you-think #mulch #orion #peasants #random #requests-valid #unanswered-questions

"I miss my suits"

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by GabriellaJCook

by GabriellaJCook

                                    
                                              1) Butler likes bread
                          2) In the Last Guardian, its mentioned that Holly had three dates with Trouble Kelp (don't believe me? Look it up). Where as, in the Atlantis Complex, it only mentioned one. Either Holly had magically "forgotten" about two dates, or there were two dates with Trouble in between the two books. Seriously girl? Pull yourself together!
                          3) Artemis carries sugar cubes in his pockets whenever he knows he's going to be around Foaly, to reward/patronize the Centaur with them.

                          4) Imagine Foaly getting drunk, believing he has breasts, making a tinfoil bra, and dancing around while wearing it, singing 'Never gonna let you let you down' by Rick Astley
                          5) imagine Foaly calling Butler 'Jarvis' and Butler referring to Foaly as 'Mr Stark' because they are both big Marvel nerds (they also refer to Artemis as 'Master Wayne' so he doesn't know they're talking about him)