Do you have a name or can I call you mine? A danrific fanfic

Chapter 1 The perfect day

"Hey Dan" Cat says, biting her lip.
"Hello Cathrine" Dan says, and Cat knows what he is after.
"So Dan, I looked at my YouTube comments to see that five people ship us"
"Wow" Dan says, looking Cat up and down, "that's a lot"
"I know, before we know it, danrific will be the new phan"
"I hope so, I am crazy in love with you. Can I kiss you?" Dan says.
"Of course Dan, your so sexy when you say that" Cat smiles, leaning into Dan.
Dan and Cat make out for five seconds, "You're a really good kisser, Dan"
"Thank you" Dan replies, already knowing he is a great kisser.
"I hope to kiss you again sometime," Cat smiles, "but unfortunately, we are not together so that would be bad in the eyes of God."
"Oh Cathrine, I have a question"
"Ask away Dan"
"Do you have a name or can I call you mine?"
Cat gasps in delight, "Oh Dan, I would love to be yours. We will have to children, Dan Jr. and Cathrine Jr. How does that sound?"
"We aren't married yet Cat? We are sixteen"
"I know Dan, it makes me upset that society doesn't accept marriages this young" Cat sighs while Dan cups her cheek.
"Cathrine..." Dan pauses, "Cathrine, baby. I don't care what society says, I have a ring in my pocket, plz accept"
"Dan???? Are- Are you proposing?" Cat asks.
"Yes Cathrine. Will you be my wife?"
"Dan! I love you so! Plz let me be your wife!"
"Anything for you my fiancé!"
Cat jumps in Dans arms and Dan spins in circles and lets out a laugh, "Ha ha ha!" He laughs like a knight, "Hizza! I have obtained a woman!"
Fil walks in the room, "fil!" Cat shouts.
"Hello Cat! Hello Dan! What has happened here?" fil asks.
"Cat and I are engaged!" Dan jumps with glee.
"What?????!" Fil yells in anger.
"What's seems to be the matter fil?" Dan asks.
"Im upset cuz I'm secretly gay!" fil says.
Dan and Cat gasp, "For you Dan!!!!!!1!!!1!!!1!"
"OH MY GODDDDDDDD"

To be continued....