Do you have a name or can I call you mine? A danrific fanfic

Chapter 2 No Homo Howell

"No Phil!" Cat yells, "He is my man! And Dan... is not gay! Right Dan!"
"That is correct Cathrine! I am the straight!"
"And I fil, am also the straight. You might be a right angle, but I am a 180 degree line!!!!1!!!!1!!!!"
"I know! But plz Dan! Don't marry her! Fall into the pit of rainbows with me!"
"No fil! I can't! I am the straight! I am not the gay! Plz don't make me gay!"
"But Dan! You are born this way! I was born this way! This moment was meant to happen!" fil yells.
"I- I - I don't know what to say! I am in love with Catherine!"
"No you are not! You are in love with me Dan! I can see it in your eyes!" Fil shouts.
"He loves me fil! Accept it!"
"I HAVE A CONFESSION!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!" Dan shouts.
"What is is my love muffin?" Cat says.
"Excuse me, if he is anyone's love muffin its me!!" Phil fights.
"WAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT! STOP THE MADDNESS!!!!1!!!!" Dan shouts.
Phi and Cat look at Dan,"I THINK I AM THE GAY!"
"What?" Cat says.
"I AM THE GAY CATHRINE! ACCEPT ME! I CAN'T DO THIS! I NEED THE RING BACK PLEASE!"
Cat cries, but heartedly returns the ring, "I thought you were different Dan. You seem so straight!"
"Don't make accusations Cathrine!"
Cat runs crying, "I love you fil" Dan says.

Next chapter will be the last one guys! 😭😭😭 I worked so hard on this and it is so sad to let it go... thank you all for the support.