Date, Kiss, And SAO

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GabyGlaciers23: I dare Eightler and Sugar Cane to go the Cookie Factory as for a date. Slendy and Jeff must kiss, and Ben, uh, slaughter people through Sword Art Online. Eh-

Slenderman: *grabs Eightler* He is too young to date Sugar Cane.

Sugar Cane: *grabs Eightler* I'm going to the Cookie Factory with him, I shall have my cookies and you cannot stop me. *runs off with Eightler*

Slenderman: *sigh*

Brook: Time for you and Jeff to kiss now, come on, Chris, help me find him.

Chris: I got this. *gets out random megaphone* Jeff isn't beautiful!

Jeff The Killer: *runs in* B***h, say that to my face!

Chris: Got him.

Slenderman: *picks up Jeff with his tentacles* Alright, let's get this over with.

Jeff The Killer: The Hell is happening?

Laughing Jill: Some shipping.

Jane The Killer: This better not turn into that weird tentacle anime Jill watched last night.

Laughing Jill: *smacks Jane*

Jeff The Killer: .....

Slenderman: Okay, come on, Jeff.

Etlas: But you have no lips.

Slenderman: *mouth opens to reveal sharp teeth and long snake-like tongue* You were saying, child?

Etlas: Yeah, never mind.

Jeff The Killer: Jane, Liu, help?

Jane The Killer: Nah.

Homicidal Liu: Can't, dare.

Me: Don't you dare even think about asking the author!

Jeff The Killer: ;-;

Slenderman and Jeff The Killer: *kisses*

Laughing Jill: :^)

Jane The Killer: You're enjoying this, aren't you?

Laughing Jane: Shhh, don't ruin this for me.

Homicidal Liu: They've been kissing for a little too long...

Laughing Jack: What makes you say that?

Homicidal Liu: This is the seventh dialogue. *pulls Jeff down by his foot* Okay, that's enough! *drags him away*

Slenderman: *wipes mouth* Never knew my first kiss would be him.

Pinkiemena: That was your first kiss?!

Laughing Jill: *pleased Creepypasta clown noise*

Herobrine: *gets out laptop* Come on, Ben.

BEN Drowned: Time to slaughter people. *glitches into Herobrine's laptop*

Sugar Cane: *comes back with Eightler* Hey guys! What'd we missed?

Jesse: Slender and Jeff had a make out session and Ben is killing a much of people over an online game.

Eyeless Jack: How was the date?

Eightler: Hardly called a date, she almost ate out the entire place and we got kicked out.

BEN Drowned: *comes back* Hey.

Herobrine: So?

BEN Drowned: It crashed after killing forty people or so. Your laptop sucks.

Herobrine: Well I'm sorry, my laptop isn't designed to handle Creepypasta video game ghosts to jump in and out at will.

Circus Clown: Ask or dare us in the comments, bye.

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