Aph_Birmingham: I dare Sugar Cane to not eat cookies for a day--
Sugar Cane: *inhuman scree while flipping over a table*
Aph_Birmingham: --and sing Pity Party by Melanie Martinez in front of everyone!
Sugar Cane: *throws random bust out of window*
Slenderman: There goes another one.
Jesse: Shouldn't be too hard.
Sugar Cane: *grabs Jesse by the collar* No, you don't understand. I NEED cookies.
Jesse: 0-0"
Eightler: Come on now, you must sing for us.
Etlas: I'm getting the laptop.
Chris: I'm getting the speakers.
Brook: I guess I'm in charge with the microphone.
Me: I'm just gonna sit here and eat popcorn with exotic butters.
Slenderman: *sighs* I'm going to hide all the cookies from Sugar now.
Sugar Cane: *Thought: Why must you do this to me, Creator?*
Me: *laughs then chokes on popcorn* Gack! S**t!
Slenderman: *faceless face palm*
Eightler: *shakes head*
~Time Skip Cause Why Not~
Sugar Cane: I'm totally ready for this! *takes one step forward, turns around* I'm totally not ready for this!
Ticci Toby: You can do it!
Sugar Cane: ....I will do it for a cookie.
Ticci Toby: No.
Sugar Cane: Half a cookie.
Ticci Toby: No.
Sugar Cane: A quarter of a cookie.
Ticci Toby: No.
Sugar Cane: .....A crumb?
Ticci Toby: No.
Sugar Cane: ........A--
Ticci Toby: No.
Sugar Cane: ........Please?
Ticci Toby: ......No. Now go sing.
Sugar Cane: *looks at mic, leaves* Nope, nope, nope, nope. Hopping on the Nopetrain to F**k This S**tVille.
Herobrine: *grabs Sugar Cane* Let's go, Sugar.
Sugar Cane: I command you to unleash me, peasant! (I am so sorry, but I was tempted.)
Herobrine: No. *carries Sugar Cane to mic, puts her down* I'm staying here so you wouldn't run away.
Sugar Cane: ..... *stalling*
Laughing Jill: Sing already so I can go back to watching yaoi, I mean, Black Butler!
Same difference, Jill.
Sugar Cane: *groans in dread* Alright fine! *looks a mic* ....Nope. *runs away*
Herobrine: *teleports Sugar Cane back*
Sugar Cane: The fu--!
Herobrine: You can't escape me. Only God can save you now.
Sugar Cane: *groans and looks at mic in dread* Fine. *sings*
~After~
Eightler: Great singing, Ms. Sugar Cane.
Sugar Cane: *pulls Slenderman down to her height by his tie* G i v e m e c o o k i e n o w .
Slenderman: *gives her cookies* Here you go, child.
Sugar Cane: *devours cookies like it was her first meal in eight years*
Slenderman: *sighs* And I just vacuumed the carpet.
Eightler: I know how that feels.
Eyeless Jack: Ask or dare us in the comments, bye.
