CANCER CREW ONESHOTS

Hotel (Max)

"FUCK." You yelled from the bathroom. Max sighed and walked over the bathroom, leaning on the door.

"BABE, WHAT ARE YOU YELLING ABOUT, YOU CUNT." He yelled over the running shower.

"You've picked a really shitty hotel this time, Max! There's no hot water! None!" You complained, turning the water off immediately.

"It can't be that bad-"

"Can you get me like, five towels from room service, please? I just realized there's none in here."

"So..." Max snickered. "you're naked?" He heard you sigh.

"Yes, Max."

You heard his heavy footsteps run to the other side of the room, quickly dialing the number for room service.

"Five towels...yeah, it's an emergency."

A couple of minutes later

Knock knock

"Thank you!" Max said, slamming the hotel door, he then teasingly walked very, very slowly to the bathroom door. He cleared his throat.

"Miss," he said. "your towels have arrived."

"HURRY UP CUNT, IT'S UNLOCKED." You yelled.

He walked in and saw your bare ass sitting on the toilet, your hands running up and down your arms for warmth. Your hair was stuck on your back from the piercing cold water. Max noticed you were shivering a little bit.

"...Thanks." You said.

"No problem," he said, snickering. "...b-cup."

"MAX STANLEY-" You yelled, but then he slammed the bathroom door shut, laughing loudly.