Heya! So here's part 3, and Paps was dared to go into a spaghetti contest, so... yeah. This dare was put in by KittenMarshMallow6, so check out her stuff. Also this has nothing to do with the contest Undyne wanted to have at her wedding! Now read this
SANS! WAKE UP NOW! YOU NEED TO SEE THIS IT IS THE BEST THING EVER, SO GET UP!
Sans: Go away Paps... I wanna sleep...
Papyrus: IM NOT LEAVING UNTIL YOU SEE THIS I PROMISE IT WILL ALL BE WORTH IT
Sans: ... can I sleep when you leave? I was having the best dream about ketchup.... *mutters so Papyrus can't hear* and it wasnt a nightmare...
Papyrus: I suppose BUT NOT UNTIL YOU SEE THIS!
Sans: okay okay...
*Papyrus holds up a flyer for a spaghetti making contest* SANS I NEED TO ENROLL IN THIS SPAGHETTI CONTEST
Sans: this is what you woke me up for?
Papyrus: yes
Sans: I can see why you did it
Papyrus: Really!? You finally see spaghetti like I do?
Sans: yeah, I love spaghetti, it really makes me lose my noodles :3
Papyrus: ITS TOO EARLY FOR THIS SANS
Sans: You're the one that woke me up =3
*paps explodes*
*four long hours later*
Paps: WE'RE GOING TO THE SPAGHETTI MAKING CONTESSSSSSST
Toriel: No we're not silly, we're going to enroll for the spaghetti making contest, and Undyne is going to enroll in the contest as well, so be prepared for Undyne to be there!
Papyrus: UNDYNES GOING TO BE THERE!?
Frisk: YEAH its gonna be master vs. apprentice!
Papyrus: SHE HAS NO CHANCE AGAINST THE GREAT PAPYRUS! NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HE! My spaghetti making skills SURELY surpass those of Undyne by now!
*meanwhile, at the place to enroll* (Undyne and Alphys took a seperate car)
GET OVER HERE PUNK!
Papyrus: UNDYNE HI! *runs to Undyne*
Undyne: Fuhuhuhuhuhuu! *noogies Papyrus* Hey punk!
Papyrus: SHE NOOGIED THE SKELETON!
Sans: heya Undyne, oh have you come up with any good fish puns?
*papyrus shouts in the background*
Undyne: Sans I will seriously hunt you down after this and make you into a sans shishcabob...
Sans: oh well thats too bad... If you do have any, let minnow ;3
*papyrus has literally no words*
Undyne: Sans... that was terrible.... Even for you...
*one enrollment later*
Papyrus: NOW WE'RE GOING TO THE SPAGHETTI MAKING CONTEST!
Toriel: *smiles* yes papyrus we are.
Undyne: *leans forward from back of car* I'M GONNA OWN YOU PAPYRUS!
Papyrus: In your dreams Undyne, the Great Papyrus is unbeatable in any sort of exercise!
Undyne: WELL TOO BAD, IM GOING TO BEAT YOU AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!
Papyrus: YOU CAN TRY, BUT THE GREAT PAPYRUS IS ALWAYS GOING TO BE VICTORIOUS! NYEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!
*after 5 minutes of bickering over some spaghetti, they were there they kept bickering without noticing that they were there*
Toriel: alright everyone calm down, and get out of the car, we've been here for ten minutes already.
Papyrus: WHAT? Are we late?
Sans: Wow, the would be so unlike you Papyrus, this must be enLATEining ;3
*Papyrus runs out of the car screaming bloody murder, whilst Toriel and Frisk giggle*
Undyne: OH MY GOD SANS THIS IS GETTING RIDICULOUS but that was actually pretty funny....
Sans: hey what can I say, im a punny guy
*Toriel opens her door laughing* well come on everyone, the contest will start soon
Papyrus: THIS IS AMAZING! ITS LIKE SPAGHETTI HEAVEN!!!!!!!!! (Sudden change of mood) *sniffs* this is truly beautiful.....
Undyne: WELL ITS ABOUT TO GET BETTER BECAUSE I AM GONNA BEAT YOU!!!!!
Papyrus: Nyeh heh heh! Good luck with that Undyne, BUT YOU CANNOT DEFEAT ME FOR I AM.. *pause for dramatic effect* THE GREAT PAPYRUS! NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!
Undyne: OH YEAH PUNK?! IM GONNA BEA-
*interrupted by cow* (cow = lady person hosting/judging the contest)
Cow lady person: no wonder they are fighting... they are monsters...*muttered* We are starting now, go to your station.
Sans: Hey Papyrus, what do you call a station you learn about?
Papyrus: OH GOD HELP US SANS PLEASE DONT START WITH THE PUNS THIS ISNT THE TIME OR PLACE AND IF YOU SAY ONE MORE THING IM GOING TO KILL YOU-
Sans: a STATion *bu dum tch*
Papyrus: *breathes in, breathes out* ... nevermind... lets just get on with the contest.............
*one second of baking later*
*Undyne burns down the baking area everyone gets out safely*
*it then explodes*
Sans: well that really BLOWS
Papyrus: oh well... that was fun- SANS THIS REALLY IS NO TIME FOR PUNS!!! (Gives Sans the stink eye) *sigh* Anyway so who won? *looks at cow lady person*
Cow lady person: WON!!?? NOBOD-
Sans: yeah, who won? *Looks at her from behind Papyrus, his eye glowing blue*
Cow lady person: .... 0-0 ......... THIS NICE SKELETON HERE WON NOW CAN I GO HOME BEFORE YOU ALL KILL ME!?
Papyrus: NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!!!!!!!!! I WAS RIGHT! I WAS VICTORIOUS!
Undyne: aw c'mon man I worked for about one middle second without burning ANYTHING
Sans: heh, oh well lets just go home. although undyne, I do agree that you were on FIRE
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOO STOP IT WITH THE PUNS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Undertale Dare/Ask
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