Papyrus Does Puns?

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by BooIsKool

by BooIsKool

Roxy50angel dares Papyrus to say at least ten puns to Sans without screaming or showing any kind of negative emotion.

Papyrus: What??!?!??! HUMAN, THIS IS AN IMPOSSIBLE CHALLENGE!! THE GREAT PAPYRUS TELLS NO PUNS!!!

*Sans walks in* Watcha shoutin' about, bro?

Papyrus: NOTHING

Sans: Really? Cuz it seems like it's something.

Papyrus: AGH, FINE, I'LL TELL YOU... I, the Great Papyrus, have a dare!

Sans: Okay... What is it?

Papyrus: I, um, wouldn't dare tell you!

Sans: .... Was that a pun...?.

Papyrus: I... Don't know....?

Sans: Oh my gosh that was a pun. I'm so freaking proud right now.

Papyrus: ... No... It was terrible... I deserve to be PUNched... That would be a fair PUNishment for these jokes...

Sans: OH MY GOSH YEAH *Is now laughing like crazy*

Papyrus: God brother, you're such a PUNk....

Sans: HAHAHAHAHAHA OMG

Papyrus: It would be PUNderful if you would calm down.

*Sans laughs even more*

Papyrus: I suppose that was a little rePUNdant... It would still however be PUNomenal if you would stop....

Sans: PFFF THESE ARE EVEN WORSE THAN MY JOKES *Is literally crying*

Papyrus: *is starting to laugh at Sans' reaction* You know, my favorite princess has always been RaPUNzel. She always knows how to get herself out of hairy situations.

Sans: PUNbelievable! *laughs even harder*

Papyrus: That was terrible! You deserve to be locked in the PUNitentiary for that one!

Sans: *calms down a little* Aw man... You should get dares like that more often. That was great!

Papyrus: *Eye twitch*

Sans: Um... Paps? You okay?

Papyrus: AGHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO