Undertale Dare/Ask

A Date?

   MysteryWriter177: I dare you to write a chapter about Chara and Asriel going on a date, and to make it 700 words long.

*Chara was taken out the void for this* (Let's hope this isn't a total disaster...)

   Flowey: Blah blah blah... Oh sorry. Were you talking to me...? Sorry. I didn't hear. I don't speak idiot.

   Chara: Ugh! What is with you simple-minded, dull-witted, dense, IDIOTS! I'm just glad I'm out of the stupid void!

*Flowey poofs into Asriel for the dare*

   Asriel: Yay!!!! I'm not a flower anymore! No more flowerpots!!!!!!

   Chara: ...... 'Why do I think he's cute...? I've never thought anyone was cute!' Pffftt. Good for you. Now you're a goat. Now where is my knife...

*A wild Sans appears out of nowhere*

   Sans: Goat for you!

   Asriel: .........

   Chara: What is wrong with you!? Where do all of these stupid puns even come from!?

   Sans: *shrugs* i dunno. don't ask me kid.

   Asriel: *snickers* The puns are so bad oh my gosh XD

   Sans: yeah. they are pretty ba-a-aaad.

   Chara: Oh my freaking gosh. I swear to god you are insane.

   Sans: what's sane? and why am i in it?

   Chara: .......... Smart alec....

   Sans: yep. i'm going. *Shrugs* i'm gonna be honest, i only came here to tell those puns so... i'm just gonna go. *Disappears*

   Chara: Thank Asgore... I thought he'd never leave... Next time, I'm just gonna stab him. Then maybe he won't bring his stupid puns around me...

   Asriel: Oh come on Chara! They weren't stupid. They were bad, true, but I thought they were actually pretty funny!

   Chara: I can't believe I have to go on a date. With him...

   Asriel: *blushes* Oh come on Chara! It won't be that bad! We'll just get some dinner or something.

   Chara: *smiles* Oh! Sure, what're we eating? Is it the souls of the innocent? If so, I'm in.

   Asriel: ....... °~° ...... Sure?

   Chara: Wait really??!?!

   Asriel: NO!

   Chara: It's okay. I didn't want to anyway. I was just messing with you. I'm not as mean as I act. I honestly just do it to annoy Sans.

   Asriel: Wait... What?

   Chara: Or maybe I just have a crush. On a certain goat. 'Why am I saying this oh my god oh my god oh my god'

   Asriel: *blushes* uhhhhh okay then. W-what goat?

   Chara: Asriel, when you look in a mirror, who do you see? 'Please shut up, stupid mouth!!!'

   Asriel: *blushes deeply* M-me........

   Chara: Then that's the goat I have a crush on. *casual Chara who is actually freaking out*

   Asriel: *face is pure red* I.... Okay then.

   Chara: Now. We have a date to get to.

   Asriel: Y-yeah. Let's do that...
*They go to Grillby's* (Grillby has a new restaurant on the surface)
   Chara: So...

   Asriel: So...?

   Chara: So how's the um... Surface......

   Asriel: Good...
*Akward silence*
   Asriel: ....... How was the void...?

   Chara: ... Not so good.

   Asriel: Oh. That uh... That sucks...

   Chara: Yeah, ya think?

   Asriel: ... Sorry. That was a pretty stupid question...

   Chara: Yeah it really was.
*More akward silence until Grillby walks over*
   Grillby: .................................... (What would you like to eat?)

   Asriel: I would like the Ceasar salad please, and a small water.
*Grillby nods and writes it down*
   Chara: I want the bones of innocent children please. Small glass of blood.
*Grillby looks at Chara weirdly and writes it down*
   Asriel: ...............
*Grillby begins walking away*
   Chara: Wait! I was kidding! *muttering* Why would I want that anyway...

   *Grillby crosses something out on the... The um.... The thingy that waiters write stuff down on?*

   Asriel: Um... Okay then...?

   Chara: I didn't mean that I swear! I also didn't think Grillby would actually write it down.

   Grillby: .......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... (There was no harm in writing it. Although I don't have any of what you asked for, I was going to get you fruit punch and some chicken legs.)

   Chara: Oh. Actually, can I get that?

   Grillby: ............................................................ (Yes, of course.)

   Asriel: This is a lot better than children bones and blood...

   Chara: Yeah I guess so...

   Asriel: ..... Chara....

   Chara: *looks at Asriel and smiles* Yes Asriel? *bats eyelashes innocently*

   Asriel: Why did you sound reluctant Chara...

   Chara: Pffft, what? I wasn't reluctant... Not at all.

   Asriel: ....... Sure you weren't Chara...
*Grillby walks over with food and sets it on table*
   Asriel: *grabs fork and eagerly starts eating salad*
*Grillby starts walking away*
   Chara: Grillby, wait!
*Grillby stops*
   Chara: Can I pleeaseee get some chocolate?

   Grillby: .................................. (Yes, of course.)

   Asriel: *giggles* You're still obsessed with chocolate?

   Chara: I wouldn't call it an 'obsession'... But uh, yeah, I like chocolate. 'And if anyone takes my chocolate they're going to feel my knife driving into their skull and carving-'

   Asriel: Chara please stop making that face... It's really freaking me out...

   Chara: Oh... Sorry.

   Asriel: Nah its okay.
*Meanwhile, after they eat* (And after Chara fangirled over the chocolate)

   Chara: That was kinda fun.

   Asriel: Yeah! We should do it again sometime!

   Chara: ... Yeah. We should.
(Total words - 819)