Sans is so short

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A/N: OH MY GOSH THIS IS SO OVERDUE!!! I am so so sorry!!! Because I haven't updated in so long, I decided that every dare that I had gotten when I stopped writing this will be done by the end of tomorrow, as well as a chapter in both my FNaF fan fiction and Warrior Cats fan fiction. I hope that makes up for the large absence. Alright. To the fan fiction!

SmallSoul12: Alphys, have you ever seen Sword Art Online? Toriel, TEACH ME THE WAYS OF PIE :D and Sans, I'm 12 and taller than you XD

Alphys: Of c-course I w-watch S-Sword Art Online! It's o-one of U-Undyne's f-f-favorites! We watch it t-together all the time.

*The door is kicked down, cracking down the middle*

Undyne: DID SOMEONE SAY SWORD ART ONLINE?!?!?

Alphys: *is looking at the door* Y-y-yes. I said Sword A-Art Online.

Undyne: FUHUHUHUHUHUUU! Who needs doors when you can watch anime with fighting!!!! And SWORDS!!!

Alphys: N-n-not us a-apparently.
*In Toriel's house*
Toriel: Oh, you want to learn how to cook? That's wonderful! *Smiles sweetly and hands you a cookbook titled '100 Different Delicious Ways to Make Snail Pie'* This should teach you well, my child!
*Sans'.... Room? (Or at least what's left of it)*
Sans: yeah well... I might be short in height, but you're short of intelligence (ROASTED OOHHHHH)

Papyrus: *voice calls from another room in the hallway* SANS ARE YOU BEING RUDE AGAIN!?

Sans: *starts playing Rude on speakers at the full volume*

Papyrus: OH MY GOD SANS WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

Sans: *Sings badly and loudly* why ya gotta be so ruuuuude

Papyrus: *is completely silent* Why...

Sans: because. you needed to be punished for calling me rude
*Unintelligible Papyrus screaming*

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