The Forbidden Door

Aaaaaaaannnnnnddddd, my life is ruined

Okay. I'm sitting in my hideout. Okay? You dig? I'm sitting there and my traps meter skyrockets. I Mutter shit, grab my ancient Spas 12 that I modified to shoot full auto. I whip around just as they burst through my door. I get 6 of them. The other 3 taze me to hell. It was the worst pain the world. 4000000 volts shooting through my body. Thank god for electricity killing body armor, am I right? I drop to the floor. Oh, I also forgot to mention I am a 6 star wanted fugitive. You may ask, "you mean 5 star, right," no I mean 6 star. They made this level just for me. You have to have killed over 50 people. Robbed 30 banks, murdered 28 corrupt cops, which I'm proud of, broken out of 16 prisons, one they made for me. That took a long time to get out of. Those walls were pure reinforced diamond plated steel. I have no idea how I made a mini nuke out of my own shit, a fork, sixteen spoons, and a bar of pure uranium that I smuggled in with the help of Christiana. Back to what the FUCK just happened. I had no idea that Christiana  was a class 16 cornel major in the Espazia military. I banged a fucking midge. That's what I call anyone from the military. "Fighting for freedom and prosperity," more like "fighting for rich people and pure corruption." All I have ever gotten was shit from these pieces of shit. So I decided to equal out the scale. And got thrown in prison a bunch of times. Wasn't fun. The phosphor filled my lungs and I could feel getting sleepy. I shoved a pill down my throat, grabbed my shotgun, and killed the other two. Christiana was last. I decided to use her as my leverage. I put on her favorite ball gag. I bound her arms and legs and threw her in the white box. That is basically a room that I use as a prison. I wanted a weird name, so I thought of that. Don't judge, asshole. Why do you get mad at them. CARL, NOT THE TIME TO BE BUTTING YOUR FUCKING ASS IN HERE. KINDA GOT MY HIDEOUT FOUND OUT.  Shit, sorry. CARL, FUCK YOU. Okay. Christiana's in there, the others are dead. Wait, wasn't there 10 of them? I thought that as i got knocked out. Not the best time to be off guard.