KLANCE oneshots

gET THAT VACUUM AWAY

A/N: au where kEITH IS AFRAID OF VACUUMS. HAVE FUN.

  O and HAPPY BIRTHDAY YURI! Anyone watch YOI?
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   "Lance I swear to god" Keith sighed. He was sitting beside Lance on the couch watching a movie. Keith had said something about one of the characters in confusion and Lance spit out his drink and the popcorn went flying all over the floor. "WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!"

  Keith didn't even answer and looked at the popcorn all over the floor. "Lance!"

"THAT WAS COMPLETELY YOUR FUALT KEITH. YOU MADE ME TIP IT OVER" Lance yelled

   "How was that my fault?! YOU WERE THE ONE WHO TIPPED IT OVER!!"

   "I am not doing this right now Keith Kogane. "

   "Well, I'll go make more popcorn."

   "Oh yeah sure. Leave me to pick it all up."

   "Hey you were the one who tipped it over."

   "BOI I SWEAR-" Lance screeched but Keith had already left the room to go throw some popcorn in the microwave. He hit the timer and waited at the kitchen counter for a while.

But he immediately froze when he heard Lance wheeling out his enemy. The thing he hated the most.

His true rival...

The vacuum!

"Keith can you at least plug this in for me since your right by the outlet."

   Keith walked over by the couch and stared at Lance and the vacuum.

"What?" Lance tilting his head in confusion. He pointed to the outlet, "Dude just plug it in, right there."

   Keith plugged it in and it turned on with a loud

   VROOOOOOOOOMMMMM

   "Ah!" Keith jumped onto the couch. Lance literally almost dropped the handle on the thing when Keith screamed.

  "Are you... are you afraid of the vacuum?!" Lance screeched

   Keith didn't say and thing, he just pulled his hood from his hoodie up over his head and
buried his face in a pillow that was on the couch.

"Oh my god!"

"Shut up!"

"You're afraid of the vacuum!"

"LANCE MCCLAIN!"

"wELL YOU LEARN SOMETHING NEW EVERYDAY DONT YOU"

"LANCE NO,GET THAT AWAY FROM ME."

"OH NO WATCH OUT KEITH ITS GONNA GET YOU!" Lance took the stick off the vacuum and aimed it at Keith. Keith threw the pillow and kicked Lance's leg and ran out of the room screaming something along the lines of "IM GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU"

   Lance curled up on the floor in pain, hugging the knee Keith had just kicked. Then he whispered to himself, "worth it."

:')

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(I can't believe Lance fucking died)

(11/29/16)

~Smol