More Comebacks/Insults
I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see that you are unarmed. -You can thank Williams Shakespeare for that
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You deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
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If you're going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty.
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I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.
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No, no, no. I'm not insulting you. I'm describing you.
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I'm sorry dear, in order for you to insult me, I must first value yur opinion. Nice try though.
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You're the jelly to my burger, the knife to my soup, the glitter to my sushi, the ketchup to my ice cream. My point is you're pointless.
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Unless your name is google stop acting like you know everything.
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There's only one thing that keeps me from breaking you in half; I don't want two of you around.
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I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've neverused it.
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