Hi spider, nice spider. Let me pet you... WITH MY FOOT! Good spider,..... dead spider.
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"Don't worry, the spider is smaller than you."
"Yeah... so is a grenade..."
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If spiders start flying I'm leaving this planet.
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Seeing a spider is nothing. It becomes a problem when it disappears.
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Always face your fears. Except spiders. Run, flee, stomp, scream, cry, slap, shoot, taze, throw items at , set fire to, blow up, do whatever it takes to get away from a spider.
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The moment you walk into a spider wed, you automatically turn in to a karate chopping ninja!
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