{MY MADE ME TYPE THIS ITS HILARIOUS BUT JUST INCASE ANYONES OFFENDED ITS MY FRIENDS FAULT}
You know a girl is mad when she starts of her sentence saying "I just find it funny how.." because theirs a 99.9% chance she did not find it funny.
-When a woman says "what?" Its not because she didn't hear you. She's giving you a chance to change what you said.-
Men say that woman should come with instructions...What's the point of that ? Have you ever seen a man actually read the instructions ?
-Arguing with a woman is like getting arrested. Everything you say can and will be held against you.-
Woman are like angles. And when someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly..... on a broomstick. We're flexible like that.
-A jealous woman does better research than the FBI.-
Never underestimate the power of an extremely pissed off woman.
-Of course woman don't work as hard as men....they get it right the first time.-
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HumorPlease come in. Have a laugh with me. These're just a bunch of random jokes, insults, comebacks and other funny stuff. _____________________________ Published: 11.5.16 _____________________ {NONE ARE MINE UNLESS I SAY THEY ARE SO YEAH I'M JUST SHARI...
