The Sailor That Ate Nothing But Fish & His Wife That Was a Shark's Dentist

This is an idiotic, funny little poem that I wrote when I was bored...and it actually has a TUNE to it, which is why it may seem like it may not flow. If you know me in person, I could read it to you with the tune. It's funnier that way. Enjoy! (FYI NOT one of my best pieces)

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Ohhhh

There once was a lad, a sailor man

He’d go from shore to sea

From dawn to dusk he ate something

A bucket of little fish

That bucket of little fish

It cost more, than a snail'spond

For he would go outand sit

Gather some rocks of fond-ness



His sailor wife, oh yes she was

Was more into the sharks

She’d jump into the sea and see

If there were any to feed



She’d wrestle and grumble until the dock

Was broken, half ashore

And then the sailors wife would say

‘good lord, rest assured’



‘I’m only a dentist for Pete’s sake

Some teeth samples of course

You need to sit still for I have a pill

That will kill you in less then a snort'



The shark was dumb and deaf it seemed

Kept wriggling, trying to get out

The pill was given to the shark

But he went to spit it out

And then the pill had lodged itself

Into the wife’s throat

She choked and died on the spot

No blood, no gore, no rot

Her husband was so into fish

He didn’t seem to show

That he had realized that his

Wife was nowhere to know

A few year’s later it seemed amiss

That there was no fish in the sea

So the sailor asked his wife to see

If she had some sharks to eat

And then he realized that she

Had been gone for quite a long time

So he went in the water himself, you see

And turned into a fish

THE END!!!

---Told you it was idiotic. :)