Friday December 9
(Joker's POV)
"Puddin'?" Harley says.
I looked up from my math homework and replied "yes?"
She kinda just shrugged her shoulders.
"Um, well, ya'know come Wednesday we'll have been dating for 2 months now and I was wondering when we were gonna do date night, ya know, I wanna go somewhere nice before it gets to cold" she smiles. I set my pen down and thought for a minute, then smiled."What did you have in mind?" I asked.
"I don't know, you could choose" she says. I smiled.
"Okay then, let's go"
"Huh?" Harley asks.
"Come on, you want to go out on a date, don't you?" I asked her. She nodded and smiled.
"Where are we goin'???" She asks.
"It's a surprise..." I smiled. She smiled back and followed me out to my purple Lamborghini. We get in and I start driving to a surprise place I wanted to show Harley.She looks down at her phone and frowns.
"Sh*t!" She yells.
"Excuse me???" I joked, she looked up at me and says "oh not you""What's wrong?" I asked.
"Oh I just forgot that I kinda told Iris I'd hangout with her tonight..." Harley replies."I guess we'll have to reschedule our date" she adds. I laughed and shoot my head.
"Nonsense Harls, she can tag along if she wants to" I replied, Harley's eyes lit up with excitement."You mean it???" She asks. I nodded.
"Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!" Harley squeaks happily. I pulled up to a red light and pulled out my phone.i texted Iris as quick as I could, telling her where we were going and that I'd be there to pick her up in 10 minutes.I kept driving until I pulled up to an abandoned bus stop at a dead end road.
"Uh, puddin'? Where are we???" Harley asks. I ignored her and slowly looked around, there were trees everywhere and I didn't see Iris, she must be hiding.
I groaned and beeped the car horn.
"Where the hell is she--"
"What up b*tch!!!" Someone yelled. I looked over at my window and saw Iris pressed against it."For the love of Christ Wolfeen! You scared the sh*t out of me!" I yelled. Iris laughed.
"Thats a first." She smirks.
"Okay, move ova'" she says as she jumps over me and into the back. I rolled my eyes and started driving again."You're not wearing that, are you?" I asked, gesturing to Iris's purple flannel jacket and white shirt she wears all the time.
"Hell no, I got somethin' else I can wear" Iris smiled, showing me a small black back pack. I smiled and continued driving.
Eventually we pulled up to a club I owned down town of Gotham. Harley looked out the window in fascination.
"Wow! This place is so pretty!" She says. Iris laughed quietly in the background."Ya' think so? J owns this place, literally" she says. Harley looked at me and smiled.
"Really?" Harley asks. I nodded and smiled.
"Yup" I said to her.
"Oh, and I got you something, hold on" I added. I reached my hand back and felt around for something on the backseat, until Iris spoke up."Uh, J? Can ya' not pat my thigh please? Thanks" she says. I looked back and said "oh, sorry, I was looking for something"
Iris laughed.
" Ya' coulda' just asked" she replies. Iris picked up a white bag off the floor and threw it at my face."Jee, thanks" I said sarcastically. I took the bag and handed it to Harley.
"Here, don't look in it until we get inside." I told her. She nodded and smiled. I smiled myself and got out, Iris following me. I went over to Harley's side and opened her door for her.
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