Pretty Little Psycho (Gothem High School)

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(Joker's POV)

"Where is this guy" I growled.
I had waited at least 15 minutes to meet some guy named 'Monster T'
I think? I don't know, I'm not good with names.

I looked over in some other direction, I couldn't believe what I was seeing.

Harley, MY Harley, was up on a pole in the middle of the room dancing, and she was pretty damn good at it.

I growled and kept a serious look on my face, then I heard footsteps by my side but I didn't care, I kept my eyes on Harley

I gave the guy a side ways glance and realized he was the guy I was waiting for.

"J..." He spoke over the music that was playing through out the club.

"It's great to finally meet you" he says, extending his arm out like he wanted me to shake his hand.

"Oh he don't shake hands" Frost spoke for me. The guy nodded.

"sit down. Have a drink" Frost told him, he sat down a frost brought him a drink. After a few seconds of silence and me still looking over at Harley, the guy finally cleared his throat and spoke up.

"Hey J...on behalf of everybody, welcome back" he starts.

"I wanted to come by personally and say thank you for making me good money, making you good money..."

I rolled me eyes and looked at him, a smirk making its onto my face. I moved my head around dramatically.

"Ooh, are you sweet talkin' me?" I said, more of a statement that a question really. I put my left hand over my mouth, the one with the smile tattoo on it and laughed.

"Haha, I love this guy... He sooo intense!" I laughed.

Monster T or whatever the hell his name is looked away from me for a few seconds, I looked in the direction he was looking a saw him staring at Harley.

"You're a lucky man J, you've got a bad b*tch..."

I smile dropped.

"Ooh, that she is..."

You could hear the rattling of my bracelets as I shook my hand in Harley's direction, standing up slowly with enthusiasm.

"The fire in my loins..."

Frost looks at me with a straight face, obviously aware of what's about to go down.

"The inch in my crotch..." I continued.
"The one! The only! The infamous, Harley Quinn!!!" I finished with enthusiasm and slight happiness.

I whistled for Harley to come over and see got the hint, she practically ran over to me and smiled.

"Ooh, come to daddy"

"Puddin'" she smiles, followed by that adorable and sexy giggle of hers.

I smiled at her.
"Haha, listen you, at my gift to this handsome HONKA HONKA!" I yelled enthusiastically, grassing Harley's wrist and pulling her towards Monster T, placing her hand on his shoulder.

"Yooou, belong to him now" I told her, she gave me a confused look, but she's smart and figured out very quickly what I was doing.

She smirked and turned towards Monster T.

She walks to him and sits on his lap, biting the air Infront of her with a giggle.

"You're cute...." She says, just above a whisper.
"You want me? I'm all yours."

I breathed heavily at the sight. Monster T seemed to be enjoying himself, until he noticed me staring at him.

"I don't want no beef..." He says.
"What?" Harley says.
"Oh you don't want no beef. You don't want no beef? You don't want no beef..." I mocked him.