SuperCorp (a collection of one-shots)

of puppies and potstickers

My hand slipped

*inspired by @fyotpprompts on tumblr*

Word of warning, none of these one-shots take place in the same universe unless I explicitly state otherwise.

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lena2theL sent a message:
These are the puppies for adoption.

lena2theL sent a message:
Wrong Instagram, my apologies.

potstickersftw sent a message:
wait no i want one

lena2theL sent a message:
That message was intended for a dog adoption center, again I apologize.

potstickersftw sent a message:
no please, no one could possibly need that many puppies

potstickersftw sent a message:
can i please have a puppy

potstickersftw sent a message:
also how could you possibly confuse potstickers with an adoption center?

potstickersftw sent a message:
not that potstickers aren't also awesome

potstickersftw sent a message:
because potstickers are amazing

potstickersftw sent a message:
i'm hungry now

potstickersftw sent a message:
not that i wasn't before, but i'm hungry...er? i'm hungrier now than i was ten minutes ago

lena2theL sent a message:
Please stop sending me messages, I have an interview in three minutes.

potstickersftw sent a message:
oooh how cool! i'm actually interviewing someone soon!

potstickersftw sent a message:
what a coincidence, huh?

potstickersftw sent a message:
i love coincidences

potstickersftw sent a message:
wait... is your last name luthor?

lena2theL sent a message:
Yes, now please stop bothering me.

potstickersftw sent a message:
oh rao

potstickersftw sent a message:
i'm so sorry miss luthor

potstickersftw sent a message:
i'm in your elevator

lena2theL sent a message:
I expect next week's article to have phenomenal grammar, Miss Danvers.

potstickersftw sent a message:
Absolutely, Miss Luthor.

lena2theL sent a message:
Excellent.  I'll have my secretary order potstickers.

Feed a lonely alien and drop a comment, I hear they like potstickers.