Irritating (Jumin x Zen) -ON HOLD-

Little Cabbage?

Apologies in advance for all the chats- explanation in the author's note.

(If you're wondering why all the chapter titles are questions, it's because I made the first one a question and it felt weird to just have one question and now this mess happened)

-Jumin-

Jaehee Kang: So we really should refrain from that cat project

I sighed.

Jumin Han: Of course

-ZEN has entered the chatroom-

ZEN: Jumin Han you fucking idiot, quit it with the cat projects

Jumin Han: Shut it and clean the dishes or something. 

Jumin Han: Be productive, kitten

ZEN: Meow

I laughed at my phone, how cute.

Jaehee Kang: ... what on earth?

ZEN: Joking Jaehee, promise

I could almost see Zen's flustered face as he stared at his screen.

Jaehee Kang: That's a relief, I thought he had broken you

Jumin Han: I'd do nothing of the sort

ZEN: Yeah of course you wouldn't...

ZEN: ..............................

Jumin Han: Shut up and wash some plates

-707 has entered the chatroom-

 707: Shut up 

707: and 

707: dance with me!

Jaehee Kang: ...

ZEN: ...

Jumin Han: ...

707: Synchronised speechlessness

707: How flattering

ZEN: Anyway.... leaving that behind, when will you be back Jumin?

Jumin Han: A few hours maybe

ZEN: :( 

ZEN: Too long

Jumin Han: I apologise, I can't help it

Jaehee Kang: Well you two seem to get along fine now

707: WINK WINK

Jaehee Kang: Don't be silly Luciel, I find it unlikely that the two would get together.

ZEN: Right

Jumin Han: Yeah

707: OMG OMG OMG OMG

ZEN: Should...?

Jumin Han: Most certainly not whilst my secretary is here

707: HOLY

ZEN: It'll be fine

-M/C has entered the chatroom-

M/C: What's going on here?

707: OMG M/C SHUSH AND WATCH

Jaehee Kang: ?

Jumin Han: No Zen, you're just oblivious