Most People Vs Me

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(This page is randomness, prepare your eyes)

MP- most people
M- me

MP: good night, sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite :)
Kid: ok~ :3

M: GOOD NIGHT, SLEEP TIGHT, DON'T LET ALEX SHOOT YOUR FUCKING FACE OFF~
Kid: :(

MP: how's your day going
MP: Goin pretty good/good/I'm doing ok

MP: how's your day going
Me: everything is fine

MP: nice keyboard
MP: dang it the power went out...?
MP: -awkward silence-

MP: nice keyboard
-power goes out-
M: -runs to keyboard- GUESS WHATS BATTERY POWERED~
-the keyboard is most likely not even battery powered-

MP: look at my new shirt
MP: nice button down!

MP: look at my new shirt
M: NICE FLANNEL
MP: it's not even flannel
M: IT IS IN MY MIND

-y'see I call all button downs with a cool pattern, flannels. It's a habit-

MP: so what's your favorite show?
MP: -some boring show on Netflix, or maybe even American Horror Story... I love that show-

MP: so what's your favorite show?
M: MARBLE HORNETS
MP: what's th—
M: -leans in close to them-
M: listen my child... I'll lead you to the ark~
MP: what??
M: NOW SHUT UP WE'RE GOIN ON AN ADVENTUREEEE

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