MARBLE HORNETS EXCEPT EVERYONE IS DIFFERENT

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Alex- you thought I was going to shoot you? -flings gun across shoulder- I want to hug you

Jay- yes. I am not going into that basement. I am smart. I am a genius. I don't have horror movie logic.

Tim- dude we should totally go into that basement with no weapons on us

Brian- YOU ARE A FUCKING JERK WHO CAN GO TO HELL, AND BEFORE YOU DO THAT, I AM GOING TO FLIP ALL THE TABLES IN YOUR CLASSY VICTORIAN HOME
Person: oh n—
Brian: -flips all the tables-

Sarah- I ACTUALLY DO HAVE A VOICE. I CAN TALK AND STUFF. I COULD TALK FOR DAYS

Jessica- I have the best memory out of my family. I remember exactly how I got here!

Seth- wow I love having a home cooking show (IDFK)

Amy- hey I'm not dead (hah)

The Groundskeeper guy cuz why not- YOU WILL NOT GO IN THIS COLLEGE BECAUSE 1) DOES IT FUCKING LOOK OPEN? 2) WHY

Random guy in the tunnel- *pulls out machine gun* not today

(I'm still bored)

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